mommy said she's gonna kick me out soon.

>>82168604 (OP)
Good. Go do something with your miserable life. If you dont want to do much of the work yourself and are young enough maybe you can join active duty military and become a pilot. Then you can use the pilot license to go commercial. The military will give you a bed and 3 meals, and a job to do.

sooner or later you start to feel bad anon. maybe not now but you will feel it. eventually you start to feel like a nuisance it took me until 30 to move out

>>82168714
I'm an autismo life has already been hell in the workforce I imagine I"d probably get the shit beaten out of me daily in the military maybe manraped or something already got molested once in my life don't want it to happen again. military is like the workforce but you aren't allowed to leave and you gotta buncha insecure jerks bossign you around. I appreciate your advice I have actually thought of the military before but nah I'm too scared of that situation if I could leave anytime I would mb join

>>82168725
I want to move out but it is difficult

anyways ultimately I am happy with this, I'll figure something out even if it sucks

>>82168761
Join the chair force you would only get beaten and buttraped in the Army and Navy and Marines. Ideally you would want to be a pilot but security force would be okay too you would just have to become a faggot cop after instead of a rich pilot.

Also you could definitely leave at anytime just say that you are suicidal and they will kick you out. Ideally you would want to injure yourself
>accidentally
so you could get a medical discharge and still reap the benefits when you get out.

>>82168852
thanks for the advice anon have you ever served? I dont think I want to ever be a pilot I'm serious that I'm a fucking autismo and while I am pretty competent at some things, I struggle with reliably performing a task that requires a lot of physical activity without stumbling over myself.

>>82168863
No I have never served but my father was a sniper in the Army and my father in law has flown light attack helicopters in the Army for the past 30 years. My brother in law was a drone operator in the chair force and made like 150k a year plus all the active duty benefits. If you dont want to be a pilot that is fine be a mechanic or security forces those will still get you jobs after (cop and aircraft mechanic). Or you can use the benefits for free college and choose whatever job you want after. Thats what my dad did. I never went military i went the high school to college route but i can use my masters degree to be in a super specialized position if I ever need to

>>82168910
Thanks very much. I actually already have a degree in comp sci and work exp in the field ... do you think that would help me get a good position in the chairforce? I really fucking hate corporate workplace and all the gay politics involved I just want to do a thing and get paid for how good I am at it

>>82168937
>I actually already have a degree in comp sci and work exp in the field
Lmao dude. I assumed you were a NEET. They are def gonna want you in a high tech high pay high security clearance ass position. Plus if it is a bachelors in comp sci you will do officer training school which is only like 6 or 8 weeks and you are off on the weekends. You are literally sitting on a gold mine and you dont even realize it. You would start off as a high rank officer if it is a bachelors and since it is comp sci they are gonna want you in an important high tech position. They might even want you for space force if you get lucky

>>82168963
That'd be really amazing if it actually works out. Only thing I can think holding me back is that I WAS a NEET for like 3 yrs before I was employed for five years and during that time I was a chronically online schizo going back and forth between crazy political ideologies lol. Thanks a lot anon I'm kind of in a depressed retard doomer state of mind right now so its really nice to hear that there's opportunities.

>>82168982
If you have diagnosed ADD or ADHD get the proper waivers for it. If you have diagnosed autism or schizo you will likely be rejected. If you have anything that isn't diagnosed you will be fine. Don't self snitch about the crazy political ideologies or any past drug use.

I recommend you go to a chair force officer recruiter and even a space force officer recruiter online. You will have insane benefits as an officer in active duty and will get major respect as a military veteran. Plus I am almost positive you will be able to use that compsci degree. Make sure to mention that to the recruiters. Good luck, anon.

Also, officer training school and being an officer in general is cushy and comfy compared to being the buttrape grunt. You'll see.

>>82168604 (OP)
Why would she do that to her baby boi?

>>82169069
Thank you very much anon I appreciate it

>>82169076
cus I been living with her for a year now and mommy didnt raise no stinkin' NEETs

>>82168982
Also, if the chairforce or space force don't want you for some reason, I would also try the navy as there are a bunch of high tech high pay high clearance officer positions for someone with a compsci degree there. You won't get buttraped or hit as an officer anywhere they treat you like gods and the grunts will all be jealous of you

>>82169089
No problem, I am glad I could help. Go protect our country anon I am proud of you. You are going to do big things. I bet your mom will be super proud of her son being an officer in the military as well.

>>82168604 (OP)
Better learn to lay that pipe
Give it to her good and you can stay for free :)
if it doesn't work, you're getting kicked out anyway so who cares lmao

>>82169240
I like that doggo pic however I am not an incest pervert, but its ok I jerk it to shemales constantly so I don't judge you.

>>82169267
>however I am not an incest pervert
That has nothing to do with it
You have a problem, I'm just proposing a solution. You don't have to like it, she does :)
Just trying to save you from living on the street

>>82169298
>Survival sex with mom
Why does this turn me on

>>82169298
Yeah yeah yeah, whatever you say. Dad woudlnt like it though7thats for sure

>>82169311
Well, I wouldn't lead off with this plan
This is more of a hail mary, final gambit
>bags packed
>start sobbing uncontrollably
>hug your mom "goodbye"
>start making out with her
>see where it goes

There's only 2 outcomes: She's into it and you get to stay, or you burn your bridge forever and you're gone anyway

>>82169097
I wanted to say one more thing before going to bed. Grunt recruiters are out for blood and will try to trick you into being a grunt instead of an officer. Whether it is the air force or space force or navy make sure that you are talking to an OFFICER recruiter.
Goodnight

>>82169307
Maybe you like the pressure
It's all or nothing, you HAVE to satisfy your mother or it's all over

>>82168604 (OP)
My Mum knows I'd kill myself if I had to move out.