Minimum requirements to get a "forever alone woman"

>>82168757 (OP)
>Pretty penis
It's literally a meat stick that makes you happy dumbass
And I don't disagree with them having high standard but this one is completely retarded it's like me saving myself for Taylor Swift

I'd rather be alone than date an incel

>>82168757 (OP)
Lol at "at least 5'9 5'10"

Thats average height in the west and its tge minimum

>>82168757 (OP)
>no beard
>no dogs
So you just don't want to date a man, then

>>82168757 (OP)
i've noticed people who actually get into relationships aren't that picky, they know everyone has that one little weird thing about em and they accept that.
you only ever see lists of requirements from people who can't get a partner, the average person who is participating in the dating scene, they don't have check lists, they have their things to avoid, but they're more forgiving about it, like they're willing to look the other way.

I gave up on dating. Just do what I did.

>>82168757 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with this. Just don't imply it's mine or anyone else's problem when you realize you will die alone and we're fine.

I meet all those requirements except drugs/alcohol because I'm not a square. I wonder what she brings to the table
>>82168788
Ugly dick seething. It makes them happy by being pretty

>>82168757 (OP)
femcel/r9k adjacent women always want feminine guys (hairless, thin, youthful, soft). What's up with that?

>>82168906
"femcels" are young women, they all grow out of it in their early 20s at the latest when they realize that most men's only requirements are a pulse and a vagina. Then they grow out of being "femcels" and become regular bitter women

>>82168757 (OP)
the hardest part is not being fat

>>82169063
not really, literally all you need to do is eat less

>>82168906
they more childlike (all women are children). it's really sad

>>82169196
Nta but I have a medical condition. I eat 1000 calories a day and one hour on my exercise bike daily, there's limits to what I can do

>>82168757 (OP)
>astrologically compatible with me
Oh, she's retarded

>>82169196
>CDC estimates 42.4% of U.S. adults had obesity and 9.2% had severe obesity in 2017, the highest incidence ever recorded in America

>>82169234
>she
>retarded

Duh.

>>82169214
that's cope and you know it, just eat less

I hate my 5'8.5" life

>>82169214
>Doesnt count sauces
>Or snacks
>Only calorie counts for 3 days a week

Literally impossible mass does not come from nothing, if you're gaining weight you're in a calorie surplus 0 exceptions all else is fat cope.

>>82169387
Im 5'7" can we be friends.

>>82168757 (OP)
Wow thats actually doable for me. Maybe I can get gf after all.

>>82169292
Eat less than 1000 calories? OK dickhead

>>82169416
I said 1000, can't you read. I account for everything

>>82169451
No you don't you're bsing. The law of thermodynamics doesnt care about your delusion. Stay fat and mad

>>82169416
>>82169292

Both of you two are stupid fucking cunts, and the confidence in your ignorance is deeply annoying.

Stfu and watch this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM&t=

>>82169462
Your body runs on energy (calories) to function, everything expends energy. Your body stores calories as fat. Let me be very clear retard, you cannot, I repeat you cannot gain weight in a deficit. You are choosing to bed fat, your 1 hour cope podcast doesnt change that.

Stay fat and mad

>>82169456
Watch you stupid, misinformed prick.

Not everyones endocrine system is identical, not everyone's thyroid works the same way, stupid twat

>>82169481
You didn't watch the video, watch it

>>82169481
See
>>82169488

You either understand what an underactive thyroid is, or you don't.

You either understand what endocrine disruption is, or you don't

Tell me what role Leptin plays in the body, without looking it up

>>82169451
Post photos of your yesterday ration with weight measurements.

>>82169488
No fat fuck, your body and organs still need energy to function. Does your heart not beat? Does your temperature not maintain itself? Are you currently at 0 degrees right now? No? All of that requires energy and you burn energy i dont give a fuck about your youtube video on sugar. Youre not living on under 1000 calories literally youd be dead.Sugar has calories idiot and youre having far too many. Research law of thermodynamics your fatness is a choice.

I don't want a gf, but:
>5'9"
Even femcels wouldn't want me, fuck being 5'6".
>astrologically compatible
I'm going fucking insane. I'm going to pray for you incels.

>>82169511
Its kinda crazy you have normal function and a super efficient body that can run like anyone else on under 1000 calories. Thats crazy wow a real super human. Please tell me more how you gain mass despite burning it, do you photosynthesize?

>>82169443
I eat less than that, if you really want to lose weight you would too

>>82169451
really? everything? fruits? drinks? snacks?

>>82169214
fast then faggot.

>>82168757 (OP)
so... what's her sign?

>>82169541
Humans only need like 500 calories to function.
Modern humans eating like 2k calories is an abberation. First of course they just get fat off of it, but also our endocrine system have adapted for inefficient calorie usage and extraction.
If you fast regularly, go through long periods of low caloric intake like your ancestors did, your body will very quickly learn to be efficient and not waste a dime.
This is how all tribal humans survive. Their average caloric consumption is way below 1000.
> but muuuh aushwitz!
More people survived camps than not. More people survived holofomor than not. You will lose mass for awhile but then it will tank and you will be fine. The real danger of "malnutrition" is a complete lack of any protein. It causes pretty imminent issues

>>82169793
>The average male has a BMR of around 1,696 calories (7,100 kilojoules) per day. The average female has a BMR of around 1,410 calories (5,900 kilojoules) per day

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/basal-metabolic-rate-bmr

This is BMR, solely calories burned from normal bodily functions. Youre just so wrong it hurts.

>>82168757 (OP)
if you look at the reddit post everyone in the comments is making fun of her and it has zero upvotes

>>82169847
People are horrible these days

>>82169892
Nah it's positive for people to get made fun of when they post dumb shit like this

>>82168757 (OP)
>no dogs
Is she even human?

>>82168788
It's pretty dick code for big dick?

>>82168757 (OP)
femcels and incels dont exist, both are just cock blocked by their own retarded standards lmao

ego issue

>>82168757 (OP)
You know logically speaking i don't see the point in height requirements.