I saved myself for marriage because I thought it was the responsible thing to do. But every woman my age has lost their virginity at 16. I'm going to be 20 soon, and I have no chance of meeting someone like me who held out for a lifelong partner.
Seriously, what happened to the United States? If I was born one or two decades earlier, I would have been fine. Now there's no chance that I can ever be a husband and a father.