>brother is an obnoxious cunt
>don't want to deal with his bullshit
>stop talking to him
>has been this way for years now
>still live side by side and share a room
>he never stopped his obnoxious behaviour
>be recently
>bought some honey
>walk past him to the kitchen
>search the fridge for anything edible
>brother comes to the kitchen
>picks up the honey I bought
>opens it
>sprays honey into his mouth (it's in a squeeze bottle)
>licks the lid
>gives the squeeze bottle's hole a rimjob while he's at it
>looks me straight in the eye
>knows it'll make me sperg
>don't sperg
>take the bottle after he puts it back down
>this faggot won't win against me
>throw it in the trash
>hears it and comes back
>indirectly asks whether I've gone crazy
>takes it out of the trash
>places it back into the fridge
>throw it away again after a while
>takes it back out of the trash
>hides it from me this time
>find it late at night
>decide enough is enough
>tear open the bottle
>pour the honey in a bowl
>put some leaves and sticks inside so insects can land and eat without drowning
>place it on the balcony
>next day
>see a bee eat
>nice
>few more days go by
>nothing
>occasional fly and other bug
>...
>few more days go by
>decide to check the bowl
>fucking swarm of bees
>at least a dozen
Naturabros...We won.
>don't want to deal with his bullshit
>stop talking to him
>has been this way for years now
>still live side by side and share a room
>he never stopped his obnoxious behaviour
>be recently
>bought some honey
>walk past him to the kitchen
>search the fridge for anything edible
>brother comes to the kitchen
>picks up the honey I bought
>opens it
>sprays honey into his mouth (it's in a squeeze bottle)
>licks the lid
>gives the squeeze bottle's hole a rimjob while he's at it
>looks me straight in the eye
>knows it'll make me sperg
>don't sperg
>take the bottle after he puts it back down
>this faggot won't win against me
>throw it in the trash
>hears it and comes back
>indirectly asks whether I've gone crazy
>takes it out of the trash
>places it back into the fridge
>throw it away again after a while
>takes it back out of the trash
>hides it from me this time
>find it late at night
>decide enough is enough
>tear open the bottle
>pour the honey in a bowl
>put some leaves and sticks inside so insects can land and eat without drowning
>place it on the balcony
>next day
>see a bee eat
>nice
>few more days go by
>nothing
>occasional fly and other bug
>...
>few more days go by
>decide to check the bowl
>fucking swarm of bees
>at least a dozen
Naturabros...We won.
