What's the most pathetic thing you ever did for a woman?

stalk her duh

Bought her lingerie so she could wear it for her bf

>>82175988 (OP)
i can't believe this is the level of woman we have to simp for. only stacey should get this treatment, not ugly ass plain jane beckies

>paying to work for someone just because you are desperate for pussy

Drove like 500km for couple days of fucking and then drove back
Pretty pathetic but still worth it

>>82175988 (OP)
he looks like a normal bloke

>>82175988 (OP)
can go either way if she thinks he has a big dick

>>82175988 (OP)
Called her every night one summer and told her I loved her everytime before we hung up. We never even dated.

>>82175988 (OP)
I stalked a foid for about 2 years, dated her and then got dumped and ghosted

>>82176127
you can't be serious, one shouldn't be simping for anybody

>>82176924
i wouldn't simp for stacey but i wouldn't object to others simping for her. superior females deserve superior treatment

Giving money to my friend who already had a boyfriend
Taking a girl out on an expensive date (I spent around $200 that day) and she ended up ghosting me right after. Granted I was 18 at the time and stupid but I'm a little less stupid now.
God, no wonder I gave up on dating, women only see men as someone to take advantage of.

>>82175988 (OP)
This is pathetic. Why are so many fellow men so pathetic? Worshipping foids should be declared a mental illness.

if men didn't worship foids, how would they survive?

Convinced myself I loved her for over 15 years despite never meeting her in person, then getting ghosted

>>82176037
>Bought her lingerie so she could wear it for her bf
Bro

>>82175988 (OP)
I'm so glad that I only ever simp for femboys. There's just something different about simping for femboys, it's more wholesome somehow. This guy is just pathetic and it sickens me.

>>82177548
ghosted after 15 years??? man you gotta tell us more that's fucked

>>82175988 (OP)
I feel like you should get branded for this
>All your online interactions have some kind of mark next to your name
>Have a mark literally branded or tattooed on your face
Just so everyone knows who these "people" are

Drove 12 hours straight to meet her and spent thousands on hotel, restaurants, and gifts. Turns out you can't just buy a gf, but you can make a friend very happy, as a friend who is friends in a friendly way. It was disappointing, but we continued to talk every day and a few months later she changed her mind back to being attracted again! Goes to show that perseverance is rewarded. But after another trip, meeting in a different city this time and staying even longer than the last trip she felt she wasn't ready for a relationship and the spark faded away. But we kept talking everyday and a few months later she changed her back to being attracted again! So we met up another time but...
I think eventually she developed a morbid curiosity and just wanted to see how many times I would fall for it before catching on.

>>82175988 (OP)
This is satire and you fell for the bait

Im learning Spanish before I start my life as a passport bro in South/Central America.
Pretty fucking sad way to try meet women, but I fucking give up with American women. Theyre all either fat or have kids

Wrote and mailed my, now ex gf, a letter everyday when she went to the chairforce for boot and basic. Then years later when she came back I drove down to Florida with her to help load some furniture from her mom's place. She once again left and is now married, with a kid from a prior marriage in the chairforce she didn't want.

I will always remember when i was on the phone with my high school sweetheart who joined the army and told me she cheated and i begged her not to break up with me (girl across the country having sex with someone else, and I told her, "tell him you made a mistake!" In a whining tone. I was with her afterwards for 8 years after that. Which is hilarious because I didnt like her and didnt like the whiny tone i heard in my own voice. Being a male is fucking disgusting. I was so desperate.

>>82175988 (OP)
Tell her I love her and that she's my everything

>>82177974
I love simping for femboys

>>82175988 (OP)
I went up and said she was pretty and asked to go out with her. A Chad either has women beg for him or he rapes women.

>>82178208
I don't like simping for anyone. It's a horrible empty way to live