Thread 82176973 - /r9k/ [Archived: 78 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:21 AM No.82176973
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It doesn't matter what your personality is like.
It doesn't matter how your face looks.
It doesn't matter how fit you are.
It doesn't matter how much money you make, or what awards you've won, or how big your following is.

If a woman finds out you have a small (SMALL) penis, she WILL lose all interest in you. She might not break things off right away, but whether it happens slowly or quickly it will have already been set into motion.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:24 AM No.82176986
i am DOOMED with a 7 inch micropenis
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.82177115
>>82176986
Wrong, retard. You have to be 4 inches or under to be small.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:48 AM No.82177121
>>82176973 (OP)
do the jannies just leave this anti-indian posting up?

this is hurtful
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:18 AM No.82177147
>>82177121
Men of all races suffer from this injustice.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.82177229
>>82177147
yes, but a few specific races (Asian and Indian) suffer the most. They can't even make condoms small enough for them. It's cruel
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:15 AM No.82177293
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>>82176973 (OP)
my penis is 4.5 inches hard. maybe 5 on a good day.
How fucked am I bros...
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:57:08 AM No.82177304
>>82177293
You could probably pass as normal if you get lucky and find a girl who is easy to satisfy. Those of us who are actually small have no chance though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:38 AM No.82177376
>when she starts backing it up in doggy and i cum in 15 seconds
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:52 AM No.82177392
>>82177376
If you can do doggy at all this thread is not for you
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:55 AM No.82177394
>be me
>decent personality
>decently fit
>at the time was making decent money for age (nepotism job)
>8 inch gigapenis

>gf left anyway
idk what to tell you bros.
shit sucks sometimes even if you have everything everyone is jealous of.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:03 AM No.82177410
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>>82177394
>idk what to tell you bros
How about the truth?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:21 AM No.82177460
>>82177392
oh, right. i didnt read the op, i just saw the asian hotty and posted that
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:18 AM No.82177481
>>82177460
She's not even bending over or showing ass, what would compel you to say that
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:22:17 AM No.82177505
>>82177392
SPH is so weird to me because its completely a fetish.
What exactly do you think is happening during doggy style? Do you even understand how a womans anatomy works?
You can finger a womans butthole, you know that right? Is your penis smaller than a pinky?

I'm so tired of these demoralizing small penis threads. Its just a fetish at this point.
I can't believe I grew up thinking I was too small. I'm under 5 inches and never heard any complaints
The real world is much nicer than the internet wants you to believe.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:11 AM No.82177520
>>82177481

um. i have my reasons
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:41 AM No.82177566
>>82177505
>Is your penis smaller than a pinky?
Yes. Also not all doggystyle is anal.

Fuck off dude just because you don't have a small penis doesn't mean every single man on the planet doesn't have one.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:29 AM No.82177589
>>82177566
once again, you have no idea how a womans anatomy works.
There is no scenario where the vagina is inaccessable due to size of ass unless she just has a monsterous abnormal ass I guess.
You should try having sex with a real woman sometime instead of going about in pity for yourself.
Hell, if you really do have a micropenis, then you're probably better off than me because you could probably get a pity fuck.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:10 AM No.82177623
>>82177589
So if my penis was one atom in length, I should magically be able to have sex normally just because?
>erm no one atom is too small obviously!
So two atoms? Three? Eventually you have to accept that there is a minimum amount of penis that needs to physically exist in order for sex to happen. Then you have to realize that some men are born below that threshold, due to some genetic mutation or environmental stunting of development.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:46 AM No.82177646
I wish i had a small dick. I would be angry all the time, like 24/7, i would stop at nothing to dominate the world.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:05 AM No.82177754
>>82177623
>jumps to extreme to avoid acknowledging my point.
Have you ever actually tried getting laid? or have you just let your micropenis hold you back your entire life?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:47 AM No.82177874
>>82176973 (OP)
Not if I eat her out good first
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:15 AM No.82178017
>>82177754
>to avoid acknowledging my point.
You're the one avoiding the point of this thread.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:28:56 AM No.82178044
>>82178017
No I'm the only one being realistic about this thread. You just want to keep your fetish alive.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:34:12 AM No.82178086
>>82178044
>every single person can get laid if they try bro just believe in yourself
You call this being realistic?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:00:47 AM No.82178286
>>82176973 (OP)
How did they mess up the thigh gap so hard?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:02:28 AM No.82178301
>>82178086
Yeah unironically. Literally just go drinking at a bar and talk up some chick and fuck her.
Or, just hire a prostitute.
Like I said earlier, if you actually have a micropenis, you can probably get a pity fuck easier than I could.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:18:05 AM No.82178410
>>82178301
How is it physically possible?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:37:11 AM No.82178546
>>82178410
uhh your penis goes inside their vagina. or their asshole. or their mouth.
You pick dude.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:40:22 AM No.82178563
>>82178546
>uhh your penis goes inside their vagina. or their asshole. or their mouth.
Too small
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:51:05 AM No.82178619
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>>82178563
no it isn't. Pretty sure women can put a pebble they find on the sidewalk in their mouth.
Actually, on a real note. Dont lesbians suck each others clits or something?
Stop coping, its pathetic. Or you're just trolling me.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:50 AM No.82178789
>>82178619
>Pretty sure women can put a pebble they find on the sidewalk in their mouth.
A loose pebble, sure. Now imagine the pebble is superglued to the sidewalk. Now how is she gonna get it in her?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:24 AM No.82178953
>>82178789
So is your dick smaller than a clit?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:00:40 AM No.82179424
>>82178953
Dicks that small do exist.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:27:30 AM No.82179577
>>82179424
Lesbians also exist and they suck each others clits and have sex still so idk what is stopping you.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:57:33 AM No.82179764
>>82179577
Not being a woman?

Lesbians are attracted to women, not men

Straight women are attracted to men with functional penises, not micropenises
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:00:43 AM No.82179786
>>82177147
Black men don't. It's why Africa doesn't have a declining birth rate