Thread 82177128 - /r9k/ [Archived: 78 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:24 AM No.82177128
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My dick is so fucking small and its ruined me. I don't know why its so abnormally small, but it has prevented any sort of romantic confidence in me for about a decade now. I considered trying random dick enlargement routines but I dont know if they actually work and if they did mines so small idk how worthwhile it really is

I wonder what my life wouldve been like if it was at least average sized.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:01 AM No.82177131
My penis is 4 inches so I am in the same boat.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:43:31 AM No.82177178
>>82177131
Real anon. If I somehow get a wife someday Im not having kids because dealing with this is unbearable (though may fix itself)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:29 AM No.82177187
is it gross too mine is short and gross
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:14 AM No.82177242
>>82177187
No thankfully mines not gross its pretty clean but its just short and skinny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:23 AM No.82177400
My penis is small and points straight up so I can't even have sex in most positions
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:28 AM No.82177414
Mine is big but no one ever sleeps with me.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:55 AM No.82177418
>>82177414
To be honest, I don't care.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:22 AM No.82177454
>>82177418
Yeah, but we all have our struggles.

Id give you an inch if I could.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:40 AM No.82177471
>>82177454
You see the difference is that if you fucked, even like a prostitute, it would be a significantly better experience. With my small dick I cant do shit, can barely feel anything, its awful
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:34 AM No.82177476
>>82177454
This thread is about a struggle that you don't have
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:18 AM No.82177522
>>82177128 (OP)
nah man why you lying every guy on here has a huge dick
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:50 AM No.82177525
>>82177476
You cant get it in, neither can I.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:35 AM No.82177541
>>82177522
It unironically feels that way, like statistically the average dick is like 5-6 inches but I swear everwhere online everyones packing I never see anyone admit having one smaller than like 7"
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:07 AM No.82177550
>>82177525
Big difference between a guy born with no legs vs a guy who is just a fatass and can't walk
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:18 AM No.82177571
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>>82177541
That's because people lie on the internet.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:56 AM No.82177577
>>82177541
It's just larping
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:32:04 AM No.82178505
>>82177541
don't forget india and china bring down the average
but yeah a lot of niggas lie bouta it too
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:50:45 AM No.82178618
>>82177571
I think it's more likely to be bias in his sample and data collection. He only remembers the people with big dongers. At the very least he is lying about never seeing anyone admit having one smaller than like 7". On top of that, people with big ones are more likely to post their size in data mining threads. Those hung like a tictac are less eager to share their measurements.
Mine is a dead even 5" long. Maaaybe 5-1/8" if bone pressed really hard and I squint a little bit when reading the ruler. I have seen many reporting lengths of less than 7", in fact there are fewer reports of 7 or bigger than less than 7". I have a much stronger memory than him so I can say with confidence that the average 4channer penis is not >7", based on self report measurements in threads about penis length.
Kind of makes bone pressed seem pointless to specify though if at most I only get 1/8" difference. You'd have to be fat as hell for it to have any kind of meaningful impact that couldn't be mistaken as a rounding error. Anyway, I have sufficient length to gag a woman so I'm happy enough with it. And I know it's not just because of the smell since there have been times where I had showered in the last couple days prior to putting it in her mouth. I've also been told to stop and apply lube because it was painful during vaginal. Sometimes if we hadn't seen each other in a few weeks it would hurt to have jackrabbit style sex so she'd want to do reverse prone bone since that severely limits the depth you can get. Supine bone may be a better term but either way you get the idea. It severely limits the depth you can achieve and shortens the draw stroke by more than 30%. Speed is reduced a little too because it's hard to go right back in if you slip out. A couple of times she got mad because I slipt out right as I reached the point of no return. I could ruin the orgasm but get it in the right hole just before squirting, or enjoy the orgasm but basically be fucking her thighs.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:14 AM No.82178832
>>82178618
And 5" is more than enough to enjoy anal. One gf wanted to please me and struggled through it, then the entire week complain about how painful it was. Maybe just a tactic to trigger an oh so sorry baby here I brought you flowers, let's go to the brunch for supper restaurant Friday night ohh poor thing you need head pats. Also I notice sex hurts more when she wants something. So if she's suddenly overdoing blowjobs or specifically asking for anal, high likelihood she saw something an Amazon or Facebook marketplace and it can't wait until next payday. Reverse prostitution where she makes me pay for sex by making it hurt her. I'd have just given money had she asked because I'm just beta like that. But I do enjoy the idea of sex being painful for her so I didn't feel compelled to share this information.
A different girl knew I really liked anal and it was a hard no. I started pulling back and was trying to give her a gentle breakup. I could say "I notice me been more distant than last few weeks so I wonder if we're good matches"? You'd think most women would be like OK, you are right. Instead it turned into a fight, rapidly changing between crying and yelling. This is because I don't let you fuck me in the ass isn't it? Why don't you get a tranny you faggot. Why did you have to make me like you so much? Go fuck a man, you're a fucking faggot. I said you know it's not even comparable, I wanted your butt because it's yours, I thought you loved me and would be OK with trying. Instead you take a, hardline stance and want us to break up. I am giving you a chance to save face here and a useful story for why we break up on amicable terms. This only makes her angrier you should love me for me sex is just an expression of love, not to hurt someone. I counter that I do love her but out of respect for her and consideration for her I'm not forcing her to do it. Yes I applied some heavy pressure but now I'm acknowledging this really is a hard limit. Contact.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:08 AM No.82178838
>>82178618
>>82178832
Bro I ain't reading all this.

If anything the average is actually lower because it counts on self reported data.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:03 AM No.82178846
>>82178832
No hard feelings and I'll miss you but I'm not a rapist. Then like a light switched she wanted to give me her butt even though the whole argument was you don't want to get fucked in the ass and I respect you and your decision. We kiss, massage, all the usual. Then I lube her bum, slowly with one finger, than two. Going slow as you should. She's crying I ask if it hurts she says no. I go to use a third finger and she gets angry. Why are you dragging it out like this you want to butt fuck me right, so just get it over with already. I enter and once hilt deep remain still so she can get used to it. She says to hurry up and cum, so I begin thrusting. She is now bawling. I stop to ask if she's OK, she is angry and says we can't stop now or you'll say in didn't count because you didn't cum. Fair enough. She's made it clear I'm to ignore her crying. I react orgasm and blow in her ass. I dismount and roll on my back then grab her and pull close to spoon a minute. She throws her body away and runs to shower. She is now acting extra nice, cooked me dinner the next few nights, and wants another butt fucking. Same slow careful too much rube and "just hurry up go faster and cum already. Then she is mad at me for honoring her very specific requests and tells everyone a different story, none of which were true. I raped her, I was abusive, I cheated on her. None of this occurred in the real world. I said I respect you and will miss you. She said wait now don't go use my butthole first. Makes to sense, but the butthole is nature's magnifying glass, I suppose she needed me to be the resean n our break
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:34 AM No.82179037
>>82177541
My dick is 5.5/4, there you gom
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:22:47 AM No.82179228
>>82177128 (OP)
BWC ruined me bros. I'm a broken small short little SEA man
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:00:36 AM No.82179785
could be worse my dudes, i had a pretty messed up medical problem and had to tear off the flesh of the top half of my penis. that hurt. then after that i was left with a regular 5 inch penis that bent left like a boomerang. i almost had sex, so i guess im pretty lucky. i put it against a vagina. a few times. just never in.