Thread 82177721 - /r9k/ [Archived: 81 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:25 AM No.82177721
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rate my minimum standards for a wife:

>19-27
>virgin
>never done anything sexual before
>never kissed
>never masturbated
>wears non-revealing clothing
>at least 8.5/10
>F cup minimum
>5'0 - 6'0
>slim
>right wing
>christian
>pale
>ginger
>blue eyes (i guess i could accept green)
>not addicted to tiktok/social media
>smart
>funny
>kind
>loyal
>caring
>gamer
>doesn't listen to rap
>no mental illness
>no male friends

i think they're reasonable
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:10 AM No.82177736
Basic and reasonable standards
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:53:11 AM No.82177769
>>82177721 (OP)
Mine are
>18-30
>Not fat
>Not a cunt bitch
>Wants kids
>Not addicted to social media, no "male friends" orbiting around her.
>No serious vices such as drugs, gambling, smoking, alcohol
That's it. I think it's a very reasonable bare minimum
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:49 AM No.82177782
>>82177721 (OP)
Never masturbated? Even if she masturbates without penetrating herself?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:55:39 AM No.82177789
>>82177721 (OP)
complicated and unreasonable standards
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:59:46 AM No.82177820
>>82177721 (OP)
>never done anything sexual before
>never kissed
>never masturbated
>F cup minimum
>at least 8.5/10
why are incels like this?These standards are crazy. Incels have such high standards for their women when they probably are a solid 5/10 with an awful body. Have you ever masturbated anon? why is it okay for you but not for her? And there is nothing on your standards about her personality, which tells me you have never had a gf before and likely never will
>>82177769
this is a very reasonable minimum
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:30 AM No.82177836
>>82177721 (OP)
Honestly anon you could do a lot better than this. Why settle?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:29 AM No.82178000
>>82177721 (OP)
pretty decent, you forgot not overweight tho
maybe hard to find these days but you can do it
my gf is most of these and shes pretty good
>>82177789
>>82177836
both jewish demoralization shills
hes in a good spot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:18:41 AM No.82178414
this shit is why moids should never be taken seriously
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:27:11 AM No.82178467
Whats the point in having standards if they are going to be this low? Never settle for less anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:35:59 AM No.82178538
>>82177721 (OP)
my minimum wife really is just
>virgin
>never done anything sexual before
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:36:31 AM No.82178541
reasonable standards, op. keep looking for. godspeed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:41:36 AM No.82178569
>>82177721 (OP)
>virgin
>>never done anything sexual before
>>never kissed
>>never masturbated

How the fuck can any man find a woman (literally any woman over the age of 18) that hasn't explored their sexuality? Its a human experience to want/need.
I just don't want a girl with double digit bodycounts or a total whore.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:45:05 AM No.82178583
My standards are simple

>be white
>not complete skank
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:39 AM No.82178613
>>82177721 (OP)
my wife is all of these when we met except

>virgin (fucked a couple guys in high school before me)
>never done anything sexual before (see above)
>never kissed (see above)
>right wing (she is left)
>christian (she is atheist)
>gamer (played vidya when she was a kid, but not now)

I'm not a virgin at all, right wing, or christian either so it never bothered me like it would bother a typical r9k incel with insanely high standards
>>82177769
these are much more reasonable standards
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:49 AM No.82178673
>>82178613
wow so many words just to say you're a cuck
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:35 AM No.82178678
>>82178673
Keep telling yourself that incel while I smash your dream girl every night
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:39 AM No.82178804
>>82178678
very defensive, i wonder why. your wife is a whore lol
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:17 AM No.82178863
>>82178804
>cuck
>whore
incel's favorite words to people who are normal
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:08:39 AM No.82179150
>>82178863
it's funny that you assume i'm an incel (i'm not). but you most certainly are a cuck