Thread #82178482 - /r9k/

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 4:29:21 AM No.82178482

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>give some faggot incel powers
>turns into a megalomaniacal murderous rapist

Dont pretend like this wouldnt be every single one of you.

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Anonymous

8/14/2025, 4:30:28 AM No.82178493

>>82178482 (OP)
well to be fair you do all deserve to be murderraped

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 4:30:48 AM No.82178496

>>82178482 (OP)
Nah, I'd use it to get money and then I would live in the mountains or something like that.

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 4:32:55 AM No.82178512

>>82178482 (OP)
not even an incel but yeah i would do some evil shit with powers or use it to profit somehow through war or some kind of strongman competition there is no in between fuckit i might do both

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8/14/2025, 4:34:54 AM No.82178527

>>82178482 (OP)
>gives a man water
>he drinks it
Yes I would definetly do some shit like that, or maybe I have a change of heart and don't wipe out the entire planet

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 4:36:51 AM No.82178544

>>82178482 (OP)
>Dont pretend like this wouldnt be every single one of you.

I'm not white so idk what you're talking about.

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 5:14:20 AM No.82178800

superman

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>>82178482 (OP)
>if you were given powers, you would turn into a megalomaniacal murderous rapist
I would just be a Superman that ignores the existence of any Lois. Once I'm done stopping the wars on Earth, I'm coming to cook you with my laser beam, OP. Since I will be borderline immortal, romance is pointless. I will keep a watch on Mercury in a lawn chair for earthbound asteroids and just photosynthesize and continue to shitpost.

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 5:29:32 AM No.82178907

>>82178482 (OP)
you absolute RETARD, people are already doing this and they're NORMIES

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 5:32:10 AM No.82178923

>>82178482 (OP)
He has godlike power anyone would go nuts once they grasped how far above they are compared to everyone else. Why should I listen to anyone when I can fly so fast that I blow up the city you live in

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 5:34:16 AM No.82178929

>>82178482 (OP)
It would be most people once the shackles of consequence are gone.

Anonymous

8/14/2025, 5:35:29 AM No.82178937

This wouldn't be me though. What I would do is:
>do professional kickboxing/MMA or sports in general
>absolutely dominate in it while keeping my powers hidden
>become a mega athlete, gain Chad status overnight
>fuck the foid OP who made this thread, get her pregnant
>live happily ever after
Hal's problem was he couldn't get Roxanne, not a girlfriend. My problem is I can't get a girlfriend, my mental issues will be solved once I use these powers for my benefit.

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