>anon, why don't you take your niece and her friends to the mall for a while?
>it will be fun :)

>>82178723 (OP)
Why not, maybe it's fun

>>82178723 (OP)
Why? So you can go fuck Chad? No thanks, im going home to goon.

>>82178723 (OP)
fuck the mall, gonna take them take them to the range so they can learn to explode moids with a bazooka

>>82178913
that's actually a FIM-92 stinger anti-aircraft missile

what u want is this

>>82178723 (OP)
>choker

kys pedo
>Captcha: ADH0PV

>>82178932
prime jailbait? nigga she's like 12

>>82178932
well what if the moids are trying to escape in a helicopter or something? every anti-moid force needs surface to air support imo, and they need CAS so elite moids like this one can be dealt with
anyway taking the kids to laser tag would be fun as fuck I bet

>>82179020
lol I didn't even notice the Prime Jailbait watermark

I though that pic was cute and wholesome :<

>>82179047
>filename
I dunno vro, I dunno

>>82179047
it is actually a cute pic

>*muffled thumping and crying from niece's room*
>"Anon, why is our daughter ranting about 'jannies' and saying the N word?"
>*distant, high-pitched REEEEing*
>"Anon, it was ONE afternoon! What did you do? Where did you take her? And what the fuck is a tendie?!"
>*just the word "TENDIES" at max volume interrupts the shrieking, said practically in-unison with Anon's aunt saying it*
>a pause
>*thump thump thump thump thump*

>>82179072
i thought she was a boy.

>>82178723 (OP)
Because the malls suck now. Everything is expensive and anti-consumer compared to shopping online, not to mention they are all infested with roving troops of subsaharans swinging on everything and chimping out all over the place.

>>82179018
you're only thinking of age not hottness

>>82179191
Reddit, we have our winner. This kind stranger has won the internet!

>sister dumps her son on me
>didn't even ask permission, just found out I had a day off and abandoned her child with me
>talk to him
>find out he's struggling
>8 years old and shows signs of real bad depression
>decide to treat the kid, don't force him to talk about it
>take him to a VR arcade and let him have fun playing some virtual gun range game
>laugh when the first thing he tries to do with the pistol is suck start it in VR
>take him to Burger King
>take him for ice cream
>take him to the movies
>stop at the bookstore and buy him some Spiderman comic
>end of day
"Thanks, Uncle Anon. Today was a good day."
>sister comes to pick the kid up
>think nothing of it
hours later
>phone rings
>it's sister
>screaming
>JUNK FOOD AND FUCKING GUNS???
>hang up
Wow, wonder why the kids depressed.

>>82179392
No point having people like this in your life. Sucks for the kid, but your sister sounds like a miserable woman.

>>82179403
single moms, worst damn people alive