>3 in the morning
>the sound of muffled steel drums from a hastily quieted television
>soft fap fap faps from under the blanket with one ear reserved for approaching noises in the hallway
>if unable to finish in time, the remote's 'prev' button will return to BET After Dark for the more risque music videos, just long enough until the next commercial block begins for a new chance to enjoy the steel drum initiation

lmao good times. i remember ggw infomercials and wild on! ibiza with brooke burke. the old crt in my room whined so loud i was always afraid it could be heard from the hallway.