>be me
>5'9"
>family BBQ
>younger cousin shows up
>haven't seen him in years
>he's 16
>6'2"
>asks if I've been "shrinking with age"
>I'm 25
>he calls me "uncle shorty"
>mfw

>>82181849 (OP)
imagine being the uncle getting teased by the nephew. Shame on you anon you're a shit uncle

>>82181849 (OP)
You write like someone who faps to cuckold porn.

>>82181849 (OP)
Tell him not to call you that. Seriously, he's a dumbass 16 year old and probably doesn't realize it hurts your feelings. If he is truly a dick and doesn't care, well time to start absolutely ripping into his insecurities and laugh at everything he does.

>>82181849 (OP)
Should have rocked his jaw for talking to you like that. Instead you came and bitched about it on /r9k/
lmao

>>82181849 (OP)
I'll never not laugh at zoomer age dynamics. You're barely 10 years older than him and he treats you like you're 70 at 25. I wonder how you're all gonna be when you're older. Are alphas as neurotic when it comes to age as zoomers are?

>>82181849 (OP)
Are you American?
It seems like only Americans actively put others down because of height and it's so weird.

>>82181849 (OP)
>picrel
If the guy on top had the same face and hair as the guy on the bottom, and was at least taller than each of the girls, they'd like him better.
Obviously women aren't into men who are freakishly huge like prime Ronnie Coleman, but this idea that women don't like muscles at all is delusional.
Women absolutely cream their panties for David Laid types, and the average natural lifter will still have to no-life the gym in order to get anywhere close to a physique like that.