>interview with unemployment office regarding my benefits approval in a few hours
hopefully i get that shit lmao i basically have to explain why i got fired and i guess the reason has to be "good enough" for them to send me a check once a week
im pretty sure being so stressed out by my job that i ended up almost offing myself and had to spend a week in a psych ward would be good enough though?
i mean i was diagnosed with major depressive disorder too and apparently that means i have a disability now sooo i should be fine...right?

guhhh i gotta take a fat shit
*braps*
ewwwww it smells like SHIT in here
Stinky smelly POOPOO BRAAAAPS

>>82182533
oh-
yeah thats one of the replies of all time i think

>>82182511 (OP)
Unemployment and disability checks combined would be about 2k a month. Not too shabby. Which state do you live in anon?

>>82182554
illinois
i have 3k in my bank account though and that was from my retirement fund (saved my ass)

>>82182511 (OP)
You better hope they're chasers so you can offer your bussy and gock to persuade them

>>82182610
yeah...im not gonna whore myself out for that?retard

>>82182554
>Unemployment and disability checks combined would be about 2k a month
damn, that's my whole monthly salary

>>82182566
If my lackluster research is correct you could live a comfy NEET life with those two benefits. Exploit it anon

>>82182740
oh for sure i hate working lol :p