I'm going on 30 years without pussy. If sex isn't more pleasurable than the first bite of a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven and a cold glass of milk, then what's the point?

The thing is that most of the people here who complain about never having sex would have a total mental meltdown if they ever did. They see it as some ultimate worldly pleasure that they're being denied but they don't even realize the actual mental, emotional, and spiritual implications of intercourse.

>>82188523 (OP)
>cookie
>>82188523 (OP)
>point

>>82188544
that shit sounds pretty gay actually

>>82188523 (OP)
Howtherefore old are you, OP?

>>82188544
Do you honestly think the average jock or fratboy thinks about any of that ? Fag.

That fresh cookie and glass of milk are a whole lot better after some pussy