Post how long you've been NEET and what your daily schedule is like. Rate other anons schedules!!! I'll start:

>3 years

12am-2pm:
>Wake up to loud beaner neighbors and my mom yelling at me
>sit around for a bit and think about how much I hate my life
>Eat lunch and watch youtube/anime
>browse 4chan for a bit
3pm:
>do chores and wash dishes while listening to cumtown
4pm:
>fiddle around with piano and guitar and get fucking nothing done cause I never finish anything. (I literally can't play a single song on guitar. For piano I learned ONE song to completion and that was it).
5-6pm:
>If M/W/F I lift, otherwise I browse 4chan and listen to music
7pm:
>browse 4chan, watch youtube, listen to music. If I get an idea for a character card to do for my AI beatoff sessions, I'll start theorycrafting that around this time.
10-1am:
>Beating off to AI or beating off to dojinshi
1-4am:
>Make plans on notepad to change my life or writing about some inane shit I will never look at again.
>youtube until sleep at 6am

>0 days

Routine:
>7:45 wake up, take dog out, grab energy drinks and breakfast bar.
>8:00 arrive at work and do shit
>?????
>4:00 go home
>4:15 watch TV or vtuber or anime and play vidya then eat
>10:00 read manga and scroll
>12:00 sleep

>>82189018 (OP)
>Wake
>>82189018 (OP)
>completion

>>82189018 (OP)
wake up at like 10 am
masturbate
eat breakfast
I watch youtube until like 12 pm or around there
I masturbate again
play games until 2 pm
eat lunch
masturbate
read/play games (I read manga) until 8 or 9 pm
eat dinner
edge for 3 hours or around there (sometimes with toys, also sometimes I use toys during the other times as well) and have a big orgasm


sleep till like 10 am, I love getting paid for this, the government loves me

I'm also 18 and a cis woman

>2 years

6am
>wake up
>do crossword and puzzmo and shit

7am
>feel like I should go outside
>play some shitty mario 64 romhack instead

11am
>i'm bored
>it's too hot to go outside
>i want beer but i shouldn't
>think about playing another game but really just put on frasier on one monitor while refreshing instagram on the other

1pm
>beer run
>first sip so good

4pm
>too drunk to play games
>too drunk to watch tv
>take a nap

6pm
>realize i've wasted the day
>go out for a quick hike

8pm
>regret my day
>think about doing better tomorrow
>i won't

9pm
>put on old podcasts i've listened to before to help me fall asleep

11 years

around 9am
>wake up
>drink black instant coffee. maybe stand around outside a bit if it's nice
>come into room
>meditate/ pray for half an hour to an hour
>turn on pc
>browse youtube/4chan etc mindlessly for a bit
>open up ableton and fuck around with my music projects, have keyboard and guitars/bass
>drink more coffee
>have small brunch thing around 11
>either do a home workout or go for 20km bike ride whether dependent
>either have small lunch or just wait and have early dinner
>mindlessly browse internet more
>maybe watch a movie or play vidya
>goon
>lay in bed from 11pm to 1am watching shit on my phone or listening to podcasts
>sleep

this is probably obscenely dull for the average person but I could live like this forever. I need very little stimulation etc to be satisfied. I worked a full time job for a couple of years a few years ago and it was hell compared to my life as a neet.

I'm so jealous of NEET

>>82189018 (OP)
4 years here

Wake up at 7am. Accept grocerues delivery

If no delivery, lay in until 8 or 9.

Eat in bed. Usually some baked goods or/and fruits or ice.
If I feel I need to, order uber eats.

Bedrot pretty much all day
and do chores its unorganized really.

unless therapy day, than go out after breakfast.

Do shit productive.

Ask my parents for money.

File some neet paperwork

Cum on the floor and be sad about it

Stare at myself in the mirror and wonder how I look so fit with this lifestyle.
Work out maybe.

>>82189048
I guess life sucks either way lol

>>82189214
Yeah but I live alone with my dog and drive a comfortable car so I guess it evens out.

I just dont interact with anyone on a personal level ever

>>82189070
do you shave or trim?

>>82189075
you're pretty based and you're gmi

>>82189070
can i eat you out so you don't have to do anything

>>82189092
>very little stimulation
I mean, I wouldn't use that word, you're plugged in all fucking day. The computer is basically the ultimate cope machine.

>>82189018 (OP)
12 years?

6am
>Wake up, have coffee/smoke, browse internet
8am
>Start to get ready
10am
>Social Worker visits
>Go to the shops
12pm
>Come home and clean house with social worker. Eat food
1pm
>Social worker leaves. Watch Youtube, post on 4chan, check social media
2pm
>Get interrupted by old lady neighbor who doesnt know how her phone/TV/etc work
3pm
>Back to Computer to find weird things I could post on 4chan
10pm
>Sleep

>>82189226
No
>>82189263
I wouldn't mind it

>>82189309
are you near boston lol

>>82189483
absolutely fucking not lmao

>>82189018 (OP)
4 years
>wake up 1 - 3pm
>use my phone in bed until I have to get up to piss
>boil the kettle
>brush my teeth
>make a cup of coffee
>sit at my computer for the rest of the day
>video games, 4chan, podcasts, music, youtube, movies, anime
>get up to make food or piss
>3 - 6am I brush my teeth and go to bed
>play puzzle games or solitaire on my phone until I feel like shutting my eyes
I shower every couple of days and wash my clothes when I run out of clean stuff to wear
I get such good sleep. It's a comfy life.

>>82189305
Lol your social worker has sex every day. You look like such a faggot talking to them.

>>82189541
>Lol your social worker has sex every day. You look like such a faggot talking to them.
people have assumed in the past it was my girlfriend. A Women you hang out with and never has sex with and shes banging someone else? It's just like being married

>>82189606
Nobody thought that was your girlfriend dude. Youre incel.

>wake up
whenever

>eat
whatever

>drink
aobahol

>anime / doomscroll / music

>sleep

>>82189618
forgot to mention 7 years

>>82189618
You sound like you got a tiny little dick and would enjoy a big brown one up your bum

>>82189610
>Nobody thought that was your girlfriend dude. Youre incel.
Go to incel.is if you want the 100% incel website

>>82189623
i am game for literally anything honestly

>>82189624
You have sex? Lol, nice try disabled guy. Go wheel yourself into traffic, but dont get caught or else they will restrain you to keep your soul in your body.

>>82189632
>You have sex? Lol, nice try disabled guy
Not anymore

>>82189644
Yeah no shit loser. Your therapist literally rides a hung chads cock then comes to juice you for cash. You are a laughing stock.

>>82189656
>Yeah no shit loser. Your therapist literally rides a hung chads cock then comes to juice you for cash. You are a laughing stock.
Are you American? I'm not paying for any of it

>>82189664
You should try sniffing her pussy to check if she made love before work

>>82189677
>You should try sniffing her pussy to check if she made love before work
I'm not really into that. But she did think I had a thing for her since I teased her for saying stupid stuff from time to time like mixing up the names of Neo from the Matrix with Neon. I was just like no, you just say stupid shit and its funny

>>82189688
Dude I dont care what the woman being paid money to talk to an incel said to him. Just wheel yourself into a semi truck.

>>82189018 (OP)
>wake up whenever I feel like it
>eat whenever i feel like it
>do whatever i want whenever i feel like it
>fall asleep whenever i feel like it
>scatter chores in somewhere whenever i feel like it

>>82189706
You seem like youre an incel and extremely ugly. You will never get a cute girlfriend, just kill yourself.

>>82189706
Just kill yourself incel, nobody is ever going to sit on your face. You lost the genetic lottery. You have 60 years left of watching porn. Jump from your rooftop and land on your feet.

>>82189709
>>82189717
seething samefagging wagie. get back in the cage and pay your taxes so I can get my bennies

>>82189695
>Just wheel yourself into a semi truck.
why do you have such disdain?

>>82189018 (OP)
I'm an alternate version of you.
Everything is the exact same except I don't lift and my neighbors are black instead of mexican.

>>82189740
Go spend your money on prostitutes, thats the only way youll ever hug a girl

>>82189756
girls are icky are don't care about my scratchbuild spaceship model collection, why would I want to?

>>82189018 (OP)
>on and off since 2019
>get a part time job every once in a while

11pm
>wake up
>doomscroll phone
12-12:30am
>get up
>turn on lamp or christmas lights
>turn on pc
>open 4chan or youtube immediately
>make some food
>usually drink
1-5am:
>spend hours on youtube, wikipedia, sometimes even here ill browse for a couple hours or so at a time
6am:
>stores and breakfast places start opening, gives me something to do so i walk to get a breakfast burrito or do some shopping
>eat and watch some anime
7am-2pm:
i technically do have a job at the moment but i only work for 4 hour shifts for 1 or 2 days per week. on days where i work i usually get ready and start walking to work / back home during this time. on days where i dont (most of the time):
>maybe work on hobbies if i feel motivated (made music since age 16)
>mindlessly pace in circles for like an hour or two because i have no friends
2:30ish to 4pm:
>get tired
>go to bed around this time

>>82189618
>>82189706
real ones

>>82190312
i really dont understand why a neet would have a neet schedule or any kind of schedule for that matter

>>82189018 (OP)
more than 1 year
I don't have a schedule anymore since I stayed up late and can't reset my body clock.
the only thing consistent is going grocery shopping after breakfast, incelwalking before lunch and having a shower after lunch .

I was a neet all my life
Only son of kinda rich parents, never ever gave me any guidance, or taught me the family business, or gave me any love, or anything at all
They just made me a bank acc when I was 20 to move out of the house, and I get money every month since then, around 8k, been like this for 20 years, I did everything traveling, drugs (still doing it), hoes, fake friends, even tried some businesses but depression hit me, I am 40 and can't get out of bed anymore, I'll be dead soon I can feel it