>9 minutes ago
>high and need to take shit
>stomach pains on toilet for like 9 minutes
>sudden waterfall of shit
>stomach pain gone
>wipe
>very very little shit stained by asshole

How does this happen, genuinely curious

the water that splashed on your butt from the shit cleaned it

>sitting on toilet, struggling
>feel a shit cork pop out of my ass followed by a torrent of shitwater
>wipe
>nothing
>stand up
>just a tiny little pebble of shit
>water is clear
What the fuck