Women, please be thin. - /r9k/ (#82189347) [Archived: 114 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:52:48 AM No.82189347
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Women only need to be thin in order to be physically attractive to pretty much all men. You only need that and a reasonably agreeable personality (not being a cunt bitch) to be universally attractive.

Is this so hard? Hoeflation is out of control because around 60% of the women out there (if not more, it's probably more) are OBESE. This makes the remaining 40%ish of women more unbearable to deal with and makes things worse for everyone, even for the men that are already in relationships with attractive women.

Drop
the
fucking fork

At least 1 fork put-down a day. Eat homemade meals made with quality ingredients. Drop excessive sugar consumption. Drop the fucking soda. Drop the fucking hot chips. Run, swim, fucking move. Count your fucking calories until you reach your desired weight then maintain it with good habits.

It's not hard. I'm tired of seeing HAMPLANETS everywhere. Being fat IS A CHOICE. See pic related, even with her ayyylmao face she's still seen as very attractive because she IS NOT FAT. YES I'M MAD.
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:57 AM No.82189351
>>82189347 (OP)
>need
>>82189347 (OP)
>ingredients
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:55:22 AM No.82189357
>>82189347 (OP)
I got a bmi of 23 op, is that good enough?
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:57:11 AM No.82189365
>>82189347 (OP)
im obese and have guys checking me out all the time. Men love big bitches
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:57:58 AM No.82189370
Thin women are unbearable because they are unhappy and extra neurotic not because they are rare. Thin bitch bring crazy was a phenomenon known since ancient rigveda.
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:58:17 AM No.82189374
>>82189347 (OP)
This is true for 99% of women, but we still need a small population of braphoggs. The braphoggs will go into brap barns and fill holding tanks with hearty, down-home style braps. We then filter the gas to reduce the fecal content and bottle it for sale to Japanese salarymen. The sniff is in the whiff as I like to say. Just ask me if anyone wants any more info about brap ranching.
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:06:16 AM No.82189423
>>82189347 (OP)
>>82189365
>tfw when too fat to be considered thin but not fat enough to be attractive to chubby chasers
fuck my shitty trooncel life
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:19:44 AM No.82189492
>>82189370
>not because they are rare.
I think it does help create a sense of self-inflated worth, I've seen it first hand.

>>82189357
I don't know anon, bmi doesn't mean anything. Women naturally have more body fat than men, so you're probably fine. Just don't be obese

>>82189365
For some guys, it clicks, for others, it doesn't. I'm a sex fiend and the only time in my life my dick hasn't worked was during an encounter with a fat woman.

>>82189374
I'm dying