>>82189810 (OP) Good man. I made the mistake of getting married. Now I have to wage slave all fucking day. My wife is lovely.
But some days I just wish I could divorce her, quit my job, live in a van, collect NEETbucks from the government and just spend all day playing video games and jerking off to porn. Responsibilities are legitimately shit. Relationships are overrated. Everyone just makes it out to be so great so that you get roped into taking on all these responsibilities so that you can wage slave and pay taxes to the government. It's all a big scam. OP is lucky.