my new dildo arrives in like 2 hours and I'm gonna get high and masturbate with it, who wants to watch?

I'm not a guy, I'd like an audience of 1 so I'll just provide verification in dms

>>82190353 (OP)
I would watch but I'm going to be busy digging soon. High off what, pot? Do you use any porn?

>>82190373
yeah just some weed

porn too, goated combo

>>82190353 (OP)
I'm gonna go to sleep soon though

>>82190380
Weed is good as soon as I get to wawa I'm rolling my pre work blunt. How do you smoke it? I like to roll it with tobacco leafs. What kind of porn you do watch? I usually end up reading doujin or listening to audio porn and edging for 30-40 mins.

>>82190408
I just roll it into a joint

I really like watching a woman getting eaten out, either that or a man masturbating

>>82190421
>or a man masturbating
have you ever gotten off on cam while a guy was doing the same?

>>82190433
I have but I find it awkward, I prefer to go at my own pace and watch some porn, and somebody can watch me

>>82190353 (OP)
No thank you you nasty whore!

>>82190353 (OP)
*HITS OPIUM PIPE*
YOU KNOW WHAT YEAH SURE I'M ABOUT TO GO GET FIRED FROM WORK ANYWAYS SINCE I'M GOING TO TELL MY FOREMAN TO GO FUCK HIMSELF THEN COME HOME TO DRINK AND LIFT

COULD USE SOME STRESS RELIEF

>>82190463
I really don't think you should do that anon

>>82190468
THANK YUO FOR YOUR INPUT I'LL PUT IT IN THE "ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BENCH THEIR BODYWEIGHT" BIN AND GET BACK TO YUO ON THAT

>>82190353 (OP)
Are you a tranny?
What is your audience even supposed to do, crank along?

>>82190493
I said I'll provide proof, which means I was going to get on camera and show you my pussy? I'm not trans either

and yeah, that's exactly what I want them to do

>>82190353 (OP)
if you're a woman then sure why not

>>82190497
YYYYYYEP SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

>>82190524
Lets get Turlesposter some pussy tonight

>>82190497
Don't know, I don't have all day, do you cum quickly? I got a pretty huge cock if you're into that btw.

>>82190421
I like tobacco too much. My wrap of choice are swisher sweet leafs. Women receiving oral is amazing. The sights and sounds, it looks so good.
Work cucking me from a nice coom or three FUCK drainage pipes won't dig themselves it is what it is.

>>82190539
it takes me like 30 minutes, probably a bit longer with a new toy, although the size of your dick doesn't really matter

>>82190579
are you gonna masturbate for us or not?

>>82190579
>30 minutes
I guess that's good, just don't expect me to cum that quickly.

>>82190579
>30 minutes
Meanwhile I can only cum if I jerk off for 2 hours minimum

>>82190627
WHEN IT ARRIVES

it's meant to arrive within 2 hours

>>82190643
I feel you man, what a pain in the ass.

>>82190353 (OP)
What toy is it? I'm really into big dildos & dragon dildos.

>>82190660
oh! sorry! didn't mean to be rude

>>82190353 (OP)
How to watch though?

I will masturbate with both hands for you

>>82190353 (OP)
>I'm not a guy
sad. nobody wanna see your blown out roastie hoe

>>82190353 (OP)
Pintar?