Does /r9k/ ever think about how they would survive prison?

>>82194993 (OP)
I'm white so I'll stick with the Aryan Brotherhood groups to survive and larp like a Nazi.

>>82194993 (OP)
I'm 6'5, big, hairy intimidating and even starting to put on some muscle after training.
You know what I'd do in prison?
I'd suck cock, and lots of cock. I'm a closeted cross dresser and the only men who want me out here are skeezball creeps, no real man wants me.
In jail I'd have my pick of the litter and I'd try to get in as many gay gangbangs as possible.
I've had a horrible STD since birth, inherited from mama so it's not like I've got anything to lose.
I'd dance n prance around jail like the biggest femboy slut you'd ever see and those desperate men would fuck the living shit out of me hell yeah brother

>>82195366
Hasan is that you?

>>82194993 (OP)
I'm short, fat, really weak and have gyno. I'd either be beaten or raped to dead.

>>82195383
no fuck that paki bastard, I'm not political but I hate commies and pakis fucking pieces of shit
I'd fuck the whole aryan brotherhood before touching a sandnigger

>>82194993 (OP)
go survival mode in my own pathetic way
>sell my bussy to the king
>enjoy freedom with a little anal sex and sucking dick on the downlow

Id kill myself before going. I would genuinely get raped in prison horribly. I have the face of a beautiful woman and I am short and only weigh 150 pounds. Some niggers would make me their bitch.

>>82194993 (OP)
I would be in a woman's prison where you have to be really unlucky to even deal with violence and I would in all likelihood be the tallest one in there so I would be left alone anyway.

>>82195414
are you gay. tell us more, show us more perhaps. don't just leave us hanging after piqueing our curiosity like that !

>>82194993 (OP)
Same way I survived the military, just a couple extra steps.

Keep my head down, keep my nose clean, keep to myself and stay away from the guys that are always in trouble. Work out to stay in shape and so I can hold out for the guards if someone attacks me.

Aside from that? Regular chaplain and psych visits to shore up my mental health and try to convince them I've reformed. Partake in what ever good boy programs they have to try and reduce my sentence and get a job once I get to the halfway house.

Realistically though I'd be in prison for life for assassination and terrorism, so I'm gonna suicide by cop before they ever lock me up.

>>82194993 (OP)
No, I'm not American so going to prison is not a part the common experience.

>>82196147
>Not doing a letter writing campaign from prison that eventually leads to your pardon and release

>>82196199
That is an idea. Not necessarily the best, but it is one

>>82195394
I'm also short, fat, weak and have gyno. I also have a fat ass. I would have to find a man to protect me.

>>82195510
God I hate faggots. Perverted depraved rapists. I would actually kill you. A may be pretty small but im still confident I can kill 90% of users here. I am still very strong for my size.

>>82194993 (OP)
if in a ward with others of my kind, i hear they play lots of d&d. besides that, read, draw.

>>82194993 (OP)
What is this from? Is this a movie or something?

>>82197541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hNRkoyZ8Zk
It's Oz. What HBO did before The Sopranos or The Wire

>>82194993 (OP)
>Does /r9k/ ever think about how they would survive prison?
Just the routine and discipline alone will drive me insane. Not considering that I'm not a thug, quite the opposite in fact. I'll become someones prison wife real quick. Maybe I can navigate with wit and charisma, but I doubt it'll work on street niggas.
So no, I don't think I can survive prison. Was almost sent to military prison once which is not as bad as real prison, but still has a lot of rules to follow. From what I've heard from friends that got there, the people are normal and are there for minor things like not dressing up to code and refusing orders and stuff like that.

>>82194993 (OP)
No I don't think about it cause I don't like thinking about gay rape.
>t. 140lbs babyface manlet

>>82197472
you sound like a woman too

>>82194993 (OP)
the only crime i'd be going to prison for is embezzlement so im going to a nice no rapist prison

>>82194993 (OP)
I'm brown and 6'1 so i'd probably be fine

>>82197681
>hating degenerate faggots = woman

Yeah sure thing retard, just know that god hates you

>>82198060
no I mean, what you replied sounds like how women react to similar solicitations from men