Thread 82196683 - /r9k/ [Archived: 162 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:18:53 AM No.82196683
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>19yo khhv
theoretically, what would happen if I just went to the park, forcekissed a random cute girl and ran away? Im ugly and autistic but I think that Im pretty strong (I can benchpress 120 kilos and over-head press like 75 + I can easily carry my 90-100kg mom around the room like a child) so I could simply hold her so she doesnt run away. would something like that be illegal? Its just a kiss so Id say nothing I could get in trouble
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:20:52 AM No.82196704
>>82196683 (OP)
>theoretically, what would happen if I just went to the park, forcekissed a random cute girl and ran away
You'd go to jail. Just get a prostitute, anon. It's also illegal but you'd get less time for something like that if you got caught.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:35:16 AM No.82196800
>>82196704
>You'd go to jail
this fucking sucks if Its true. any lawanon from czechia can confirm?
>Just get a prostitute
but I just want a hug and kiss and prostitutes are usually fucking nasty. maybe theres a femanon from czechia or southern poland here that could do that for me? I can pay up to 20-30$ but Its like not even 5 minutes of work and the only requirement is to be a girl and maybe not be fat but I can accept that as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.82196805
>>82196683 (OP)
ur 19 stfu im 36 female khhv
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:39:08 AM No.82196839
>>82196805
you speak like it was good, shut your mouth tranny nigger nobody cares about your imaginary achievements.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:49:42 AM No.82197381
That is literally sexual assault anon. It is illegal and would get you arrested.
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Anonymousse
8/16/2025, 3:11:31 AM No.82197557
>>82196683 (OP)
You're trolling.
That's RAPE, anon.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:26:59 AM No.82197704
>>82197381
>>82197557
how is that a sexual assault if you dont do anything sexual? would I get arrested if I accidentaly touched a female in a crowded bus as well?
anyway if Its against the law Its better for me to not do that and just forget about it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:27:07 AM No.82197706
>>82196683 (OP)
On the off chance this is sincere, this is sexual assault and you'll be arrested and charged.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:34:02 AM No.82197770
>>82197706
I was just asking if it would be legal but now I know Its not