So do I just walk up to the bar and ask for a drink? When I'm done do I give back the glass or just leave it on the table, and where do I pay for the drink? Fuck my antisocial loser incel life.

You ask for one beer, please

Yeah ask for "a beer" they'll know what you mean and hook you up. Then you can carry it around and leer at other people in the bar or just drink it at the bar. Shoot some pool, shoot the shit. Have fun

When the drink is done just leave it at the bar unless you intend for another round then they'll ask to refill it. When you're ready to bounce just ask for a bill from bartender and then pay it. Don't forget to tip :^) You got this champ

Just go to a liquor store retard

>>82197016 (OP)
Bars upcharge a fuckton and the bartender expects a tip. Just buy your booze at a store.

I just order a shots so I can drink it in one go and leave it at the counter and not have to think about this

Just go to a liquor store and drink antisocially on the street and crashout at the passing cars or drink alone at home like an alcoholic.

>>82197016 (OP)
>have an idea of what you want (beer, shots, mixed drinks)
>if you're clueless ask him to surprise you with his favorite beer or cocktail
>"well drinks" are the cheap stuff, for example "well whiskey and coke" will be the cheapest whiskey they have instead of something nice
>when your glass is empty the bartender or a barback will take it away, if served in plastic just throw it away yourself if trash cans are readily available
>if you're just getting a round of drinks, or paying in cash, you can pay immediately
>otherwise you hand over your card and open a tab then pay at the end when you leave (tell the bartender you're ready to close out your tab)

>>82197025
What if they ask him what kind of beer? It seems somewhat likely, you are not setting him up for success.

>>82197016 (OP)
You go to the bottle-o and buy something. Might even be able to order online and pick up to minimise social interaction.

>>82197136
>if you're clueless ask him to surprise you with his favorite beer or cocktail
make sure to wink at him as you say this

>>82197016 (OP)
Buy a handle and drink it alone.

>>82197151
What do you recommend? What's cheapest if that's your aim. They know the menu, it's easy.

>>82197016 (OP)
>sperg wants alcohol
>going to a bar
No, go buy liquor from the liquor store and drink it alone where nobody can judge you. That's what I do.

>>82197168
This fag gets it.

Fuck it I want to be social Im going to the bar. It's 30 min away so its gonna be a moment. I will update.

>>82197276
Imagine not wasting gas for an hour long round trip where you will be price gouged at the destination and predated upon by cops who stake out bars looking specifically for you. Or do. I don't really care.

>Go to bar alone
>Literally everyone there is in a group
Never did this again

>>82197276
that pic is me when I want to be social as well

>>82197276
If you're gonna get drunk in public solo at least go to a club because you can dance like a retard there (if the music isn't shit). All that happens when you go solo to bars as a guy is sitting around awkwardly.

>>82197276
If you're absolutely dead set on going to the bar instead of heeding our warnings, the one thing that actually makes it worth it is a Blue Moon from the tap.

I asked for a beer and the bartender asked which kind and I said no idea. He helped me pick out a cider. Thanks guys I never would have done it without you.

>>82197616
A cider isn't a beer.

>>82197616
You're in Australia.