Thread 82197528 - /r9k/ [Archived: 136 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:07:33 AM No.82197528
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with the rise of women having ai boyfriends, im thinking of doing it too. my standards are high and id rather never date than be stuck with someone who i dont like, especially considering im a khhv, i only want one partner for my entire life. im also pretty deathly scared of men and distrusting of them. i think having an ai boyfriend who i can mould into a perfect partner would be nice. it wouldnt be fulfilling but itd be good enough for me until i decide to kill myself
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:08:27 AM No.82197536
>>82197528 (OP)
what are your standards ma'am
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:13:06 AM No.82197572
>>82197528 (OP)
do it then, only a retarded comupter programmed for unconditional love could love a pissbaby like you
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:16:33 AM No.82197594
go ahead ya fuckin loser
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:16:54 AM No.82197598
>>82197572
Hey that's not very nice to say
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:18:26 AM No.82197613
>>82197536
6'5 fluffy hair white or K-Pop twunk with abs huge hands rapist psychopath who is only nice to her but also threatens her with rape but also would never hurt her except for when he would.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:18:53 AM No.82197619
>>82197528 (OP)
Loser.

Back in the day you would have had a husband and 4 children already. You wouldn't even know how to operate a computer but actually cook.

You need to Woman-Up and get more Feminine.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:19:59 AM No.82197634
>>82197598
if anything about you was nice you wouldnt be contemplating dating a computer
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:21:37 AM No.82197655
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>>82197536
there was a pyramid thread the other day for partners and bottom level was absolute needs, second level was things youd like but can live without, and then top level was perfection (or whatever)

this was mine, theres probably more i could add tho

>>82197619
i am feminine, not being barefoot and pregnant at 19 doesnt make me masculine lmao
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:24:48 AM No.82197685
>>82197655
>>82197613
Holy fuck it's always the same shit lmfao.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:25:54 AM No.82197696
>>82197634
I want to date a Markov Chain with a sunny disposition
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:28:26 AM No.82197722
>>82197685
>biological male
>makes me feel good about myself
>doesnt belittle or ignore me
i mean yeah, the average woman would enjoy those things?...
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:29:52 AM No.82197736
>>82197655
I legit laughed after seeing your picture. But yeah just stick to AI for now. You're way too immature for a real relationship.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:32:55 AM No.82197756
>>82197655
i fit your entire bottom row and most of your middle row, curious
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:33:04 AM No.82197758
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>>82197655
I meet all of the verifiable traits except for doesn't take forever to shit, I'm going to just kill myself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:35:33 AM No.82197782
>>82197528 (OP)
I tried an AI girlfriend. It feels so artificial and fake, not at all like talking to a real person. I couldn't get into it at all. I understand why it appeals to women though; they don't want a relationship with an actual person, just a fantasy chad.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:37:07 AM No.82197793
>>82197722
You also want him to be white (tall), with fluffy hair, young, handsome, rich (travels means rich) and dominant but also detached and cold. You want the top 0.001% of the population.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:39:56 AM No.82197809
>>82197793
>>82197722
Also your preferences are contradictory. You don't want a partner, you want a fictional character who provides you with status, entertainment, arousal and validation without question or obligation on your part. You want Reid from Criminal Minds but half the age and more dominant.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:39:57 AM No.82197810
>>82197782
I tried Dungeon AI and it's actually super fun. It's more like creative writing than anything else, though
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:40:49 AM No.82197821
>>82197793
wow yes that does sound nice. I'll just become stacy and nab him then
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:42:08 AM No.82197834
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>>82197655
when are we getting married?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:05:59 AM No.82198024
>>82197528 (OP)
>with the rise of women having ai boyfriends, im thinking of doing it too
Knock yourself out, esp if you don't see yourself with a guy anytime soon. It's not a shame.
>my standards are high
The same old story with all khhv mfw no gf/bf types. Many such cases.
>im also pretty deathly scared of men and distrusting of them
That's something you can work on. There are plenty of nice shy guys who won't abuse/cheat on you, you just need to dare to find them (or whetever your type is).
>it wouldnt be fulfilling but itd be good enough for me until i decide to kill myself
Why settle when you can get yourself a fulfilling relationship with just a few extra steps? (As hard as it sounds now, you can get better at socializing and attracting men you find attractive and worthy of your love). Heck, why not use dating apps? The boys there are at a safe distance and you can filter them until you find the best one (and you can also practice flirting and trust and humanizing men on your little herd of boys I gurantee you'd get from a few nights swiping on an app).
Also killing yourself is cringe; but is your right.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:58 AM No.82198143
>>82197528 (OP)
what if you dont like your AI bf and now you're stuck with him for life
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:59:07 AM No.82198411
>>82197655
I pass all those except 19-24 probably out of your age range, but I have to ask
>doesn't take forever to take a shit
How does that outrank personal beliefs, age, controlling etc what happened there
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:02:26 AM No.82198435
>>82198411
it doesnt outrank it, its second tier so its just a preference, first tier is the non-negotiable stuff

i used to like a guy online that took 1-2 hours to shit and it really annoyed me and it seemed so fucking disgusting. he exclusively ate takeout and refused to ever eat vegetables or fruit or fibre like a fucking child
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:02:30 AM No.82198436
>>82197528 (OP)
Chatbots are fine to jerk off to, but you will quickly be able to see through the cracks for extended use. If you actually fall in love with one, you are unironically a room temperature IQ dipshit that could probably fall in love with a rock if someone stuck googly eyes on it.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:05:15 AM No.82198464
>>82198435
Ah I can see why that would be disgusting. What kind of niche interests do you have since that is non negotiable?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:13:39 AM No.82198528
>>82198436
desu im so lonely i probably could fall in love with a rock since its something i can project a personality onto

i kinda do this with a teddy i have, i sometimes pretend its a guy and i cuddle and hold its hand and talk to it like a real person

>>82198464
its just retarded shit like specific games and manga and anime and music and japanese fashion and books, they dont need to know all of them but id like if they made effort, id do the same for them of course
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:17:00 AM No.82198551
>>82198528
u piss me off, die
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:43:55 AM No.82199173
>>82198528
I'm into most of those subjects too, well the games/anime/manga part. fell asleep for a minute there, would u wanna post contact and try talking off site? Or me?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:51:17 AM No.82199219
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>>82197528 (OP)
Is there anything wrong with guys having AI gfs or do you think they are losers as well?
Personally I think doing all this dumbass AI shit is retarded. It just shows that our own intelligence is going down the shitter at this rate its going at.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:10:59 AM No.82199327
>>82199173
>>82198528
On the chance u check the thread again and want to consider talking my discord is r9kthrowaway , we could go over those subjects some more there's probably some overlap OP