Thread 82198075 - /r9k/ [Archived: 91 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:11:48 AM No.82198075
IMG_0583
IMG_0583
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Women will literally reject a kind soul like this and get pumped and dumped by chad
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:16:37 AM No.82198116
>>82198075 (OP)
The world is corrupt and it's likely going to get worse before it can get better.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:22 AM No.82198134
>>82198075 (OP)
He's fat and autistic so I guarantee he gets a gf. Seen a lot like him with them.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:53 AM No.82198141
>>82198075 (OP)
I had a friend like this in school. He was a pure soul and he was autistic on the high end of the spectrum. Genuinely broke my heart everytime to see people treat him him like shit because they liked feeling superior to him.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:57 AM No.82198142
>>82198075 (OP)
Lmao I thought this guy was a tard, he looks like one but he doesn't write like one.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:19:53 AM No.82198151
>>82198134
This doesn't track
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:20:13 AM No.82198153
>>82198075 (OP)
Games are fine and all for distraction and chilling but if you make them your personality it's cringe as fuck and gives women the ick.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:20:25 AM No.82198154
>>82198142
Almost certainly chatgpt written
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:21:14 AM No.82198158
>>82198154
Em dashes are a dead giveaway
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:21:43 AM No.82198159
>>82198154
Yeah that "_" gives it away
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:22:07 AM No.82198165
>>82198151
Even chris chan got one. The drawback is the women are usually extremely mentally ill too. When a man becomes ugly and weird enough, he starts to attract weird women.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:41:14 AM No.82198301
>>82198075 (OP)
can't even comprehend being so clueless that you reach 31 years old and think this type of post has ANY chance of attracting ANYONE. must be nice having that much autism. ignorance is bliss
also what the fuck kind of name is Coy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:43:35 AM No.82198318
hank hill computer
hank hill computer
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>>82198075 (OP)
>proudly leveling up in Texas!

That boy ain't right
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:51:04 AM No.82198354
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>>82198153
it gives normies the ick. It's fine with game artists and programmers. It's all a matter of location, if he is some nowheresville town in the middle of upstate NY of course he isn't getting any, but if he is in Solcal he'll be alright.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but he needs to get his fitness in order. He's white though, he can get someone easily soon enough.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:54:04 AM No.82198370
>>82198075 (OP)
He has a better hairline than me
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:59:17 AM No.82198412
>>82198075 (OP)
would you have sex with an obese autistic 30 year old woman just for her "kind soul"?
probably not
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:03:30 AM No.82198444
>>82198412
you underestimate how many desperate men there are
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:04:36 AM No.82198454
>>82198444
then there probably wouldn't be so many incels
the reality is that men like the guy in the op is alone because he isn't attracted to his looksmatch, and she isn't attracted to him
Replies: >>82198867
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:11:05 AM No.82198510
>>82198412
Yes unironically I would pork the female looksmatch of the guy in the OP and I say this as a neurotypical mid 20s white man of normal BMI
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:12:36 AM No.82198520
>>82198075 (OP)
He is advertising himself, so he's in a better position than most of us here.
>>82198151
There are a ton of nintendo soiboys with wives. They are well-known.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:19:53 AM No.82198573
Mario World
Mario World
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>>82198075 (OP)
As a 36 year old Nintendo fan (literally sold my PS4 for a Switch after the Mario Movie came out), I get it. I laugh, and I get it. I laugh because, yes, they'll choose some 'chad' who is more obsessed with sports, sex, cryptos, etc, only to be hurt by him and others exactly like him. Meanwhile, I'm building up my backlog of games and enjoying what my teen-years wouldn't allow.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:24:45 AM No.82198599
>>82198075 (OP)
I don't think he's being Coy about his love of vidya at all
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:43:25 AM No.82198739
>>82198075 (OP)
This could work if this is cringe enough to go viral, the exposure could catch the eye of a few holes who want to use him for the attention and then dispose of him when it suits then. Seen it happen before. Women don't give a shit if you're a fat loser who looks like a thumb, seen plenty of those guys with baddies. You just gotta have clout or money.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:50:08 AM No.82198798
the western male
the western male
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>>82198573
nongamers wouldnt understand. but making it ur identity is gay
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:56:19 AM No.82198847
>>82198075 (OP)
This is still better than 100% of foids bios too.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:58:15 AM No.82198867
>>82198454
>he isn't attracted to his looksmatch, and she isn't attracted to him
his looksmatch can get a non-fat normie to fuck her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:01:08 AM No.82198888
Whats worse is he def wrote that with chatGPT
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:03:28 AM No.82199273
>>82198075 (OP)
This guy is going to spend the next 40 years of his existence alone before dying with nobody giving a fuck about him, and then he's going to die forgotten. Fuck this gay ass society
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:14:02 AM No.82199343
>>82198075 (OP)
I literally look like this nice fellow.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:22:59 AM No.82199400
>>82198075 (OP)
>31
We sure those digits didn't get swapped?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:38 AM No.82199470
>>82198888
Great quads!

While it is possible that he used a modern chatbot like ChatGPT to write this heartfelt message it has also been confirmed by scientists that over 98% of the internet is chatbots replying to one another with virtually no human input at all so surprisingly this isn't out of the ordinary.

In summary: while some user activity on internet specific forums and on social media may look suspiciously automated in actuality the internet is almost entirely devoid of "true" human interaction.

If you would like me to your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post let me know!
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:38:45 AM No.82199490
>>82198075 (OP)
His BWC could save the world
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:43 AM No.82199808
>>82198510
>neurotypical
Not even close, son. Lmao.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:30 AM No.82199857
You date that guy then fucking dork
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:40:46 AM No.82199881
>>82198075 (OP)
>average tendie
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:00:16 AM No.82200017
>>82198075 (OP)
he looks like a sweet lil honeybun c:
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:31 AM No.82200191
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>>82199470
>sgsddf