>You wake up as Hitler

*Kills 70 million europeans then myself*

Sounds about white

>You repost the same old thread
>This time with a reddit watermark
Riveting.

>>82198238 (OP)
>don't invade poland
>actually kill all jews
>groom a successor

>take some meth
>flip the fuck out on Rundsedt and Rommel again
>take a shower after my sweaty freak out
>order the military to do something because I know best and Rommel and rundsedt are retards
>we get btfo
>kms to celebrate

Hitler kind of looks like a retired Chad in this photo. Honestly if he leanmaxxed, lifted and got a better haircut and mustache he would crush some pussy.

>>82198259
Germanys economy was going to completely collapse if Hitler didn't invade everyone and take their shit
If they still had Smart Jews like Einstein their was still a chance they could develop nukes and take everything that should be after you take over the world

>>82198310
Literally a myth. Hitler's Germany was doing great, but the Poles wouldn't give them Danzig. Ribbentrop convinced Hitler that the British wouldn't do shit, that they were bluffing.

>>82198238 (OP)
Isn't that his niece on the left who killed herself after he stopped giving her his BWC?

>>82198238 (OP)
>immediately shitler my pants
>drop and do the schindler's list
>start anning my frank
>tfw mummy found the ashjar

>>82198320
Well Britain didn't do shit when the Soviets held "free and fair elections" and the communists won by a landslide all over Eastern Europe. So technically Ribbentrop wasn't wrong.

>>82198310
Hitler should've stopped at the Czechoslovakia

>>82198238 (OP)
Go back to art school, marry a Jew with large booba, live a happy life and not kill myself

>>82198238 (OP)
Fuck Eva Braun probably

>>82198238 (OP)
I make my admiration of Islam much more apparent, and then start to speak highly of American negroes.

>>82198552
Did Nazis actually work with muzzies or is it a meme?

>>82198238 (OP)
i cokerape fat hookers

>>82198567
Hitler had an 'admiration' of Islam, mainly because of their shared hatred of Jews and Zionists. I discovered some weeks ago that an important Palestinian (I don't think quite an imam, but someone similar) literally allowed a branch of the...Nazis (for lack of better term, because they weren't exactly Wehrmacht) to open up in Palestinian territory, much to the ire of the British who were also there. So, when Zionists scream about Palestinians having a 'connection' to the Nazis and Hitlerism, they aren't *entirely* wrong.

>>82198238 (OP)
Don't attack soviet union.
Hitler himself said he wouldn't have if he knew they had that ,any tanks.

>>82198238 (OP)
After acquiring the Sudetenland I let the remainder of Czechia and Slovakia collapse on their own (and I do not annex what's left of them) while I give the Uranverein all the funding and power needed to develop nuclear weapons.

I'll ignore Danzig until we have demonstrated a functioning nuclear weapon.