This is the thread where you discuss with others how your journey to getting a girlfriend is going. Vent, share stories, ask questions, etc. Discuss:
>your experience with women in the past
>your relations with women in the present
>your plans with women in the future

>>82198460 (OP)
I've never approached a woman in my life. I really hope in the future I don't get deluded and try pursuing them when I'm at a low point.

>>82198460 (OP)
Divorced. Why tf would I want a gf. kys retard

I mean at this point why not.

>Late 20s
>Had a gf for 5 months a few years ago
>Didn't have sex because Im retarded
>Haven't tried to date since then.

Theres a woman now that its hard to tell of something could come from it. I know if I wasn't a sperg I could figure it out, but where I am now Id say I think 70% chance she is open to going on a date and 30% chance shes just being more friendly than she used to because of time passing.

>>82198460 (OP)
robots, be honest. why do you want a girlfried? say this out lout, slowly: because I want someone to love me
now did that make any sense to you?

>>82198460 (OP)
Lmao I am watching this show right now. Incredible show. Regarding your thread, I fell in love with a fat girl and dated her for. 5 years. Never recovered from that after she left. Then I got addicted to very fat girls and fell in love with a 325 pound girl. She was amazing but left after 1.5 years. Both women betrayed me horribly and left my house destroyed. I tried dating again but I no longer have an interest in women. Now I am deciding if I should be gay or kill myself

I think I simped today.

Please give me advice on how to get a girlfriend
I am seventeen

>weird abusive relationship with some bpd demon who took my virginity at 14 and she'd also visit when i first became a neet at 17
>shutin for years basically no in person contact with women after this point
>at some point met a girl off r9k and we talked and "e-dated" on and off for 4 years and never met in person
>worked some crappy jobs after being a shutin for like 5 years eventually started working remotely
>29 now that girl i edated and i "broke up" when i was 24 i haven't even regularly talked to a woman online since and nothing in person and I don't really go anywhere
>for the future try going to some stuff around me like some pottery/art stuff, go to concerts more, try to start going to Church again (have a hard time being around people in general)

in my mind the women thing is more like, i need to become more socially functional and be in a space where they were likely to be so mostly just focusing on trying to do that in person stuff.
that's what i've been telling myself for years and I haven't done it though so lol
recently quit my job and am living off savings trying to focus on just social rehabilitation and some other stuff with the goal of having a single date before I turn 30 : ^ )

also much more tenuous but also just developing hobbies as I have for a couple years like making music or maybe making a youtube channel where i schizo post i dont know
thats kind of hedging my bets in case im never able to function in person so having some kind of "online thing" I can use to meet someone would be an alternative but obviously unlikely so nothing to count on
i occasionally try adding people off on /soc/ but talking to people is usually too effortful so not really expecting anything from that
never really tried using the apps might try that? i don't like any pics of me which has always stopped me
idk
just need to try stuff

>>82198856
If you need advice it is already over. Girls approach hot and tall guys. If you are not getting approached, get a hobby

>>82198460 (OP)
I basically need a Harley Quinn like gf, which is not findable, I'm doomed to be alone. Maybe ICP concert or gathering, do those exist in Europe? Maybe France or something

>>82198923
I do not believe this
I have seen my brother get many women and he is the same height as me
We come of the same stock and are twins

>>82198964
Well then just copy what he does! That is pretty simple. What I said is true for most men but maybe you are the 1%

In my experience girls show interest when you hurt or threaten someone

>>82198977
The thing is
I have Aspergers
When I try
My face contorts to an undesirable face
But when I look in the mirror
It is normal

So how do I figure out friendly versus interested? Cause Im confused right now.

>your experience with women in the past
None.
>your relations with women in the present
Going on week three of being ghosted. Just when I thought I finally had it in the bag, and then she never replied again. I swear there was mutual interest but I guess she was just playing with me.
>your plans with women in the future
I dunno, man. I dont wanna go back to the endless swiping of dating apps. I think I'll just spam her with dumb messages until I get blocked.

>>82199030
anon, if you have to ask.......... welllll

>>82199084
Well? Im confused about it. Lately I feel like things aren't strictly platonic.

>>82199111
tell me exactly what's been going on with this girl, and i'll try my best to give you good advice

>>82199201
I looked at her once, so now we're in love right?

>>82198460 (OP)
She said yes to dating yesterday, one step closer to spread my seed and leave. rinse and repeat