How do I get rid of the cockroaches in my apartment anons? Ive been a shut in for 15 years now. I never had this problem before. How do I get them out? I was always relatively clean.

>>82199260 (OP)
You have to keep your living area clean. Food should be thrown away when you're done with it.

Try to get a cat, it will eat them

>>82199260 (OP)
Throw away all food. Buy some roach traps.

>>82199265
id prefer if an animal didnt suffer in that shithole with him

Catch a roach and keep it alive. Place it in a jar and keep it in the middle of an open room, preferably the kitchen. Keep a lid on it with holes poked to ensure gas exchange can occur and the roach can breath, but not too big so it cant escape.

Every time you fap, cum into the jar and consequently, all over the roach. Do this until the roach is covered in large quantities of cum, basically swimming in it.

Keep this roach cum jar out in the open for all other roaches to see. They may choose to avoid this place as it will serve as a warning of what is to come. The cum roach eulogy. Post updates and results.

>>82199261
I am clean tho anon
>>82199265
I dont think a cat would be happy with me

>>82199284
>I am clean tho anon
Roaches are eating something buddy boy

>>82199275
No roaches are social creatures I wont trap one to encourage others to come. I found two and I flushed them down the toilet after gassing them with spray on sunscreen. If you squish them they release a smell to attract others if you trap them they will release a smell to attract others I killed the ones that showed up but I think there are more and I refuse to call an exterminator I dont want my place condemned. Bug bombs wont work because apparently they hide in cracks

>>82199284
thats not clean, its fucking vile

>>82199292
Maybe they are eating this duck faggot what is a real solution tho bitch

>>82199326
If you have gay ducks in your apartment you have to put them outside. They belong in ponds or lakes.

>>82199335
Nigger its not dirty here

>>82199369
Those bottlecaps likely have sugar residue on them. You must remove those to dissuade cockroach co-habitation.

>>82199388
I collect them tho

Just tell me how to remove the cockroaches I reuse to clean. Niggers how do I get rid of the faggots

>>82199369
describe the smell. im imagining a 70s diner mixed with an earthy smell

>>82199335
thank you anon that made me laugh

Just so you know, if you have roaches in your apartment that means you have thousands of roaches in the walls. They're never going away

>>82199425
Get a bottle of bleach and chlorine. Put them away for now. Then eat as much beans with mustard sauce as you can.