last night I was thinking about the wedding vows I would say to my bride if I had one.
It was nice to fall into the fantasy, if only for a little awhile.

>>82200209 (OP)
what were the wedding vows like anon? it's sweet you're thinking about that stuff already, i'm sure your future wife will be very lucky

>>82200220
my favourite line was "I never knew life could be so enjoyable until I met you"

>>82200209 (OP)
You shouldn't prepare generalized vows, you should have personalized one for your specific bride.

>>82200427
I know that. The vows I wrote were for my imaginary bride, Maria.

>>82200445
Fuck off. Stop larping as me

I have this dream and it's everything. It's just not okay to see it here.

>>82200445
Is Maria hot? What does she look like? Since he's not real, I can pretend she's my wife too

>>82201039
She's kinda dorky looking. Brunette. Hazel eyes. Messy hair. Glasses. White.

>>82200427
"I once read an anonymous internet comment that said [You shouldn't prepare generalized vows, you should have personalized one for your specific bride.] And I thought about it at the time and decided 'you know what, they're right!'. And so I deliberately put off any vow preparation until now, the moment of our wedding. I thought it would be smart to wing it on the spot...
But now that I'm here, I'm realizing that's not such a good idea haha... It's not that I'm nervous, or can't think of anything, it's that even to this day, standing in front of you, I'm speechless by both your beauty and the feelings you inspire within me. I love you, ______."

Any vow will work if you're creative enough in its crafting.

You attempt to sidestep so you are not judged for your cruelty.

Which makes it all the more spineless. Mocking and then when called out attempting to not take accountability for your cruelty.

Unless it's her and she's working through emotions. Could be and that changes things quite a bit.

>>82201054
What is she like? :3

>>82201148
Yeah, he should be ashamed.
Anyone who wants to mock you should do it to your face. -ahem-

Dear M,
your constant presence has basically ruined the letter threads for a good chunk of time. you would be better served keeping a private diary of whatever. We all would.
Sincerely, Anon.

>>82201212
She failed out of high school due to social anxiety and being bullied and never really had any friends or a boyfriend as a result, and doesn't realise how pretty she is. After a few years of NEETing she got her high school qualification online then went to university and got into law school. I met her on 4chan and we started talking on discord and it took awhile for her to meet up the courage to meet me in person (I added her because we live in the same city) but after meeting up we really hit it off.

>>82201223
When Maria and I are back together you won't have to deal with either of us here

It's very cucked that no foid will say 'love, honour, and obey'.
Now it's all about the customised vows now and they are usually cringe as fuck.