>pour off some whisky into a plastic cup
>drank, tasted terrible, had to gulp 3 or so times
>starts hitting
>drink about the same again (bad idea)
>feels bretty good
>stomach starts churning
>some time goes by, liquid begins intruding from the back of my mouth/throat
>vomit
>smell of whisky and bile channeled out from the small receptacle causes me to vomit more
>feel a little better
>go lie in bed to sleep it off
>vomit again, except no receptacle at the bed
>lean to the side of the bed and yak my guts out two or three times on the hardwood floor and fall back asleep for a few hours
>wake up feeling a bit shitty
Overall an extremely mid experience, 3/10, can't believe people get addicted to this crap.

>>82200822 (OP)
>hard liquor
>empty stomach
yuk xp

>>82200822 (OP)
>I got in my car and bounced off the rev limiter as I shifted into drive and for some reason the car sped straight into the wall and now I'm in pain. What the fuck I can't believe people drive cars, driving sucks
Pace yourself. You'll figure it out if you keep drinking. You only need about a quarter of a cup of liquor, and don't drink any more for about 30 minutes. Mix the quarter cup with something non-alcoholic and sip on that slowly and you'll have more control over your level of drunkenness.
If you're already drunk you need to stop yourself from drinking more because that's how you end up throwing up. Wait until you sober up before pouring yourself more, especially if you're not mixing it. If you want to be safe wait until you basically don't feel drunk at all. Liquor is alcohol without any guard rails; the difference between a good time and throwing up is 100ml. Beer will slow you down so if you can't control yourself then just buy that.

I drink straight liquor all the time. Used to mix it with soda, don't even bother with that anymore. Now I just drink and play crash bandicoot

>>82200822 (OP)
>whisky
>gulp
yup it's dickhead hours

Reminds me of the first time I got drunk lole. Just turned 18, went to call my friends because I moved highschools the previous year and am a loser. We played eurotruck, and everyone was supposed to be drinking but it was only me when we started playing. I got kind of scared so decided to drink more and then passed out. Woke up in the bathroom puking in the shower because that bathroom didn't have a toilet for some reason. My mom came in and tried to help but I just pretended to pass out so she would go away. Good time, learned my limits (roughly). 7/10, wish I didn't get bottom shelf vodka.