Thread 82200829 - /r9k/ [Archived: 115 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:43:14 PM No.82200829
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Do moids really only smoke weed because it makes them horny and enhances masturbation?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:17 PM No.82200834
>>82200829 (OP)
I don't smoke weed so I don't know and I don't want to because it makes you retarded
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:54 PM No.82200836
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>>82200829 (OP)
We smoke weed to try and forget the fact all women are whores and will never love us for who we are and would only prefer to get raped over and over again by Chad and his other top10% bros
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:46:26 PM No.82200842
>>82200836
I want to cuddle a moid but they only ever want sex.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:50:57 PM No.82200856
>>82200842
>I only ever fuck Chad I wonder why he never wants to cuddle
Yeah what a problem to have
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:52:35 PM No.82200862
>>82200829 (OP)
It's general escapism, masturbating is probably part of that but most smoke for the same reason of shutting the brain noise off.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:53:36 PM No.82200863
>>82200842
Cuddling is designed in the factory of life to turn a man horny, if your emotions are valid so are his
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:54:19 PM No.82200865
>>82200829 (OP)
I smoke weed to feel schizo deliberately. It really fucks me up so good.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:08:43 PM No.82200912
>>82200865
In what way, you hear voices and stuff?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:11:08 PM No.82200918
>>82200829 (OP)
Weed doesn't me horny and as fsr as I can tell it does not enhance my masturbation. I smoke because it greatly relaxes me and I don't feel like exploding when I'm high.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:11:11 PM No.82200920
>>82200842
I don't want sex I only want cuddles why is this such an impossible thing to obtain?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:15:57 PM No.82200935
>>82200920
Are you a male anon? Are you asexual?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:16:12 PM No.82200936
>>82200912
No, no voices or hallucinations. Disconnect from body. So basically just extreme depersonalization.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:19:32 PM No.82200952
Can you kill yourself or just fuck off, you worthless attention whoring cow?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:20:06 PM No.82200956
>>82200829 (OP)
Reading this thread made me realize I've never even thought about masturbating while high.
I get to just the right level and then go down rabbit holes watching science videos and shit.
Or a good comedy sketch.
Or just play one of my favorite games and soak up the enhanced nostalgia.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:21:48 PM No.82200961
>>82200956
>>82200920
Based and wholesome anons, bless you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:27:21 PM No.82200983
>>82200920
Why do you want cuddles?
Oxytocin boost? Serotonin Boost? Feeling of security? Feeling of being wanted?
Sex has quite the overlap there.
I get it though. Right now if a beautiful girl popped into existence in front of me I would probably want cuddles and not sex. And maybe during the cuddles I would ask things like "who are you and how did you get here" and "are you planning to kill me", but sex wouldn't really be on my mind.
DEMO. Those feelings of "being wanted", "being accepted", "feeling safe in their arms", the general warmth of human connection, are in no way any more natural than wanting sex. The sex is equally valid a desire to have.

"Men use affection to get sex, women use sex to get affection."
Most women simply aren't worth interacting with without the sex. Other men are usually kinder, funnier, more able to understand each other's burdens, aspirations, goals, etc.
Removing sex, or the possibility of sex needs you to be quite a person.
>REE BUT CUDDLES
GO HUG ONE OF YOUR FELLOW GIRLS THEN. Even if I'm 100% not in the mood and am guaranteed to not be in the mood, I wouldn't even want to cuddle someone I could never have sex with at this point, I've eschewed human connection almost entirely. Cuddling is intimacy. If you're not a suitable partner for intimacy I don't want intimacy from you.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:18 PM No.82200998
>>82200935
I'm a male and I'm not asexual but it's not like I put sex as the ultimate goal in life, I just want hugs and love
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:31:24 PM No.82201004
>>82200983
>Most women simply aren't worth interacting with without the sex
yeah stopped reading right there, this is just wrong
>inb4 seething foid
I'm a man
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:15:06 PM No.82201253
>>82200829 (OP)
Weed doesn't make me horny. I'm the type of person who does chores or cleans stuff after a hit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:15:30 PM No.82201648
>>82200829 (OP)
i vape thc to deal with the modern world and to be able to sleep at night. getting horny is just a nice side effect. cuddling comes after sex, retard.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:19:00 PM No.82201663
Satan tortures me whenever I smoke weed because one of the side effects of weed is higher awareness. I end up comprehending gore way too much, and Satan will summon massive ethereal scissors and snip at my arms and legs or he will ethereally flay my penis and split it into millions of strands like imagine putting your penis through a spaghetti machine.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:20:20 PM No.82201672
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>>82200829 (OP)
i consume marijuana to listen to music and mindlessly watch tiktoks
i can't masturbate while high because i'm schizophrenic and when i'm high i become aware of entities that are watching me and i rather not masturbate while i feel their presence. i masturbate before i get high when i'm blind to their presence.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:23:55 PM No.82201709
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>>82200829 (OP)
>Look at me, I use a female wojak figure just to let everyone know I'm female when I ask this.
Just fucking ask and use a more interesting image.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:24:33 PM No.82201715
>>82201672
The entities dont leave when youre sober. They just love to watch your mind interpret fear, and weed makes you easily succumb to fear. You cant make the ghosts leave unfortunately, also the police do not officially recognize ghosts or phantoms as a threat to human society. Why? Because, the police actually are the phantoms. The phantoms have a farm on earth where they fuck every virgin and use men to feed their wives. The rape wraiths will be in for a big surprise one day, thats what I think.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:26:48 PM No.82201723
>>82200842
just because i'm hard it doesn't mean we have to fuck
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:33:08 PM No.82201757
>>82200829 (OP)
no i smoke because i'm constantly angry at my life and the world and it calms me down. this is my fifth day without any, the longest stretch in years i suppose. handling it exceedingly well but i am still constantly enervated. no one does this shit because they "want to". and i fucking hate crass weed people, so my habit is a total embarrassment to myself
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:51:18 PM No.82201853
>>82201757
You should try putting a bbc up your rectum while high af. Feels so fucking exquisite buddy youve never had fun like that before.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:13:03 PM No.82202001
>>82201853
i'll never be a faggot i'm too handsome