Thread 82200909 - /r9k/ [Archived: 91 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:06:26 PM No.82200909
monkey
monkey
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>want to know how to get women
>go on here and on other boards to ask how
>jannies delete it and mods tell me to go to /adv/
>go to /adv/
>the threads I make either have 2 or 3 posters telling me to be myself or 300 posters calling me a monkey that should go back to africa
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:09:31 PM No.82200914
>>82200909 (OP)
to be fair, there are a lot of eligible women in africa.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:28:21 PM No.82200988
>>82200909 (OP)
to be fair, there are a lot of eligible monkeys in africa.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:33:37 PM No.82201021
IdealGirlfriend
IdealGirlfriend
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>>82200909 (OP)
To be fair, Africa is one of the only places where you can experience the tight primal heat of the African female lioness, one of the sexiest animals on the face of the planet. Lion King was trying to tell you all, but you missed the forest for the trees. The lesson is actually that "lioness pussy is great".

I don't think you understand. Imagine the average girl's pussy. Now imagine hotter, wetter, tighter... and encased in a beautiful, powerful lioness instead of some vapid Starbucks-snorting bitch. It's time to start asking yourself the big questions.
Why do you chase human girls around?
Why no lioness gf?
Why are you not blessing the rains down in Africa as we speak?
It's time to do the things you never had.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:40:05 PM No.82201047
>>82200909 (OP)
Talk to women, make friends by going places and doing things there with the other people interested in those same things. Make friends and the activity the first goal, meeting a woman should be secondary. You not having or being able to find a girl is entirely a numbers game and if the number of people you interact with on a weekly basis is in the single digits you are not getting exposed to enough people socially. Look for women in places more likely to be looking for the same kind of relationship. You should not go to a dive bar if you are looking for a deep romantic connection because what you will find instead are bar thots who are looking to add you to their cock carousel while fully expecting you to be adding them to a similar merry go round of casual pussy