Thread 82202213 - /r9k/ [Archived: 109 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:41:47 PM No.82202213
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md5: 5adcd3b529461f3f55527ca20ada4ff9🔍
>got 200 dollar amazon gift card for my birthday

Should I purchase this torso fucktoy?

www.amazon.ca/Isskis-Sex-Doll-Male-Masturbator/dp/B0D5D95SG6/ref=sr_1_19?crid=1NHMVLBHPAOTP&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.fAkq58xYetc447HuEoxTGQhjWRwou-tDV7wZqwqgWtOb2np3IRmRSWvOu4fiId3W9w48DbHgBq-aUS_b0NjZbBtrG4ge6ljby-18bLEJS5jPhxzNM6NLcxbv4ogWu5697QS8LFUWzqOzCSGfTiJ3rbXCKLEy7KaWWFPQKJCOUqeejCNe6hYXm77yxY-G8auZL_srFyEcXzMVPCm7Eg71mtmZqbdJy05miSdyS4cm7c7HR2AU1W3D-59Uy3tIBhrbMXTK9L-nA3dAoOzuwEgiTj_K_T0crE8JRuV3xDg0jmw.y3Dsy-orIqnosezrxpxaVce3bObaQN28rtlgKI-2bXg&dib_tag=se&keywords=male+masturbator&qid=1755353298&sprefix=male+masturbator%2Caps%2C210&sr=8-19
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:47:48 PM No.82202252
FYI nothing is needed after "ref" in the link, the rest is just used to track the rest of us as interacting with you. Bezos be praised.

That aside, no you shouldn't bother. The moment after you cum the delusion fades and you're left with a lump of silicone that you were humping that needs to be washed out. It's no better than a fleshlight, except with more mental damage from the maintenance and storage of it. Just use your hand or something less embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:48:16 PM No.82202256
>>82202213 (OP)
can you imagine one guy who uses one of these ever recovering and having a decent life one day? if you're alright with sealing your fate now then go ahead
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:51:53 PM No.82202275
>>82202256
I fucked sex toys before, still managed to live a normal life and had gfs etc. It's really not that big of a deal, you're probably just some superstitious autistic retard or something
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:22:28 PM No.82202553
>>82202256
Is right.
>>82202275
Did the gf know that your had fucked this thing? Because most would dump you in the spot if they found out
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:25:49 PM No.82202581
i hate the cleanup after using my hand cant imagine post nut clarity and cleaning that thing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:28:53 PM No.82202608
>>82202553
Nope. Obviously I didn't tell her.
>OMG OMG SHE WOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU OMG
Yeah and you can just not tell her
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:30:49 PM No.82202618
>>82202608
Until she stays at your place and thinks you're a serial killer because you've got this headless limbless thing in your closet
And your expect to get a wife someday?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:32:23 PM No.82202635
>>82202618
Take care to hide it properly then. Or just don't date some prude. I wouldn't ever get married because it's fucking retarded, so no.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:35:16 PM No.82202664
Sex dolls are fun... for a short time. Hair, dust, and whatever else sticks to it very easily.
If you're willing to do regular upkeep and cleaning, it's not too bad, as well as being able to lift and position it repeatedly.
Saying all this as someone who has repeatedly bought and thrown out sex dolls like used condoms (approximately $5k worth) Speaking of, condoms will help reduce cleanup.
I won't get another one any time soon, hopefully.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:01:05 PM No.82203434
>>82202213 (OP)
I used to own a very similar sex toy. Fucking it was really hot for a month or so and then I gradually ended up feeling more and more pathetic and ashamed after every time I used it. Eventually I just threw it away and I haven't really missed it.