Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:23:26 PM No.82203607
is there any legal way to kill someone?
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Thread 82203607 - /r9k/ [Archived: 108 hours ago]
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:44:16 PM No.82203766
>>82203607 (OP)
Self-defense
Self-defense
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:17 PM No.82203879
>>82203607 (OP)
Have the President declare war on their country
Enlist
Shoot them as an enemy combatant
That's how you legally murder someone
Have the President declare war on their country
Enlist
Shoot them as an enemy combatant
That's how you legally murder someone
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:57 PM No.82203884
Be a cop and murder minorities for free
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:01:49 PM No.82203898
>>82203607 (OP)
Be a public official who gets to zap the death row dudes
Be a public official who gets to zap the death row dudes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:04 PM No.82203900
>>82203607 (OP)
there could've been if they didn't have this post to screenshot for your court date anon
there could've been if they didn't have this post to screenshot for your court date anon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:06 PM No.82203901
Trick someone else, who has no relation to you or the other person to do it for you but also accidentally
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:47:26 PM No.82204244
Work for an alcohol or tobacco company. You'll kill thousands every year.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:48:44 PM No.82204259
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:50:03 PM No.82204273
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:51:16 PM No.82204285
>>82203607 (OP)
>be a police officer
>be rich with friends in high places
>don't give a fuck either way (thug life laws)
>be an athlete
>be a politician
>self defense (gotta be white or Asian & even then you need a lawyer just in case)
Or
>anhero
Thats about it
>be a police officer
>be rich with friends in high places
>don't give a fuck either way (thug life laws)
>be an athlete
>be a politician
>self defense (gotta be white or Asian & even then you need a lawyer just in case)
Or
>anhero
Thats about it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:52:36 PM No.82204301
>>82203607 (OP)
For whatever reason in most of the civilized world, if you hit someone with your car then it becomes an unfortunate accident. Same with hunting, if you hit someone but promise you were really just aiming at a boar or a bird, and happen to be in possession of a hunting license then it's okay and you just get a slap on the wrist and get told not to do it again. I've always found it insane, and wondered how many hundreds of thousand of people got murdered that way.
For whatever reason in most of the civilized world, if you hit someone with your car then it becomes an unfortunate accident. Same with hunting, if you hit someone but promise you were really just aiming at a boar or a bird, and happen to be in possession of a hunting license then it's okay and you just get a slap on the wrist and get told not to do it again. I've always found it insane, and wondered how many hundreds of thousand of people got murdered that way.