Dear "femcels" - /r9k/ (#82203614) [Archived: 109 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:24:34 PM No.82203614
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Sorry to inform you that you can't call yourself a femcel if you don't have at least one of these:
>sagging breasts
>downward-pointing nipples
>asymmetrical breasts
>east-west nipples
>converging nipples (pointing inward)
>inverted nipples
>tubular breasts
>wide-set breasts

If you don't and just have "normal" boobs, you're just a tourist larping here.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:26:07 PM No.82203623
My future girlfriend better have perfect boobs or else im gonna fucking kill myself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:28:01 PM No.82203643
>>82203614 (OP)
There are no femcels. Just don't be fat
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:47:15 PM No.82203792
>>82203643
Youre totally buckbroken.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.82203811
>>82203614 (OP)
>tubular breasts
that's me