male robots, would you make your gf or wife wear a cow bikini? why do weebs love those?

>>82209453 (OP)
not really, if she wanted to wear one then why not, but i wouldn't "make" her wear it
>why do weebs love those?
fucking titcows, why else

cowboys of the old West were known to pick off their favorite heifer. There's really nothing new under the sun.

My robot bf wanted me to when I was lactating

>>82209453 (OP)
If we were trying different things then it would be an option, I would consider it, but it wouldn't be my first choice. There are 3 to 5 things I'd choose before that

>>82209453 (OP)
Only if she was a titcow, and only in the bedroom

>>82209453 (OP)
not really but if she were one of those girls who wanted to be a kitty cat I wouldn't say no

>>82209453 (OP)
No, I'd make her wear one of those bikinis that exposes the nipples and pussy.

>>82209453 (OP)
Not a weeb but my wife has massive titties so yes I would get her one if she wanted one but i wouldnt force her to wear it

>>82209453 (OP)

i don't have a special preference for cow bikinis, but my gf or wife would need to put her butt on display in my house with slutty clothing

>>82209453 (OP)
it would be one option of many

>why do weebs love those?
because Japanese artists draw them
apart from the 'cow = big tits' thing, it's a way for fanartists to celebrate the year of the cow, so you get a rush of them every twelve years

>>82209848
I feel like we missed out on year of the rat costumes then

>>82209453 (OP)
What is the point of foids wearing that if they aren't cow fat?

>>82209453 (OP)
i would wear one because i would be a beta and i would think it's cute, but i wouldn't want my girlfriend or wife to wear one because i don't want her to be a beta and have other dudes looking at her

>>82209453 (OP)
My wife surprised me when she was 8months pregnant by sending me a set of photos she took in one of these..what followed was the milkiest sex.

If my future husband doesn't make me wear one once I'm pregnant and lactating, I'm divorcing him.

>>82209464
>>82209491
What's a titcow?
>>82210571
Ew you want to cheat and with men, disgusting

>>82209485
>There are 3 to 5 things I'd choose before that
What?

>>82209483
You are a MALE, a MOID

>>82209453 (OP)
Titcow is a thing.

>>82211664
Please explain titcows

>>82211893
Big hangers, mommy milkies, stupid big tits.

>>82209453 (OP)
Only if she has huge tits like pic related. She won't though because I can care less about tits, I'm an assman.

>>82209453 (OP)
i hope so but she needs to be fat like a cow

>>82209453 (OP)
I'd be very excited if girl would be willing to wear it sometimes for me. It's cute and sexy.
I guess there are several reasons for liking these. Firstly, cows are mostly known for being docile animals who produce milk and are easily breed so this kind of gives impression of woman being fertile and motherly + cows are all female as we call male versions of them bulls, so it's just whole pack of feminine traits in one go. And it being bikini just adds sexyness to this. Femininity is what is attractive in women. Just like waistline or tits curvature is feminine so it triggers our monkey brains. And of course milk is for some reason associated with big tits and while small ones have their advantages too, big ones are comfy to grope.
It's just like wearing some wild cat imprint on your clothes gives you more wild impression.
Another reason I can imagine is being something unconcious about visible patches. When Belayev bred foxes to create domestic fox, only thing he bred for was less flight response on contact wwith human. But in the end it turnd out that those domesticated foxes started to vocalize similar to dogs, their ears sometimes turned from pointy to floppy, and they developed multicolored fur with patches, like we often see on domesticated animals. Multicolored patches might be some evolutionary mechanism tied with attention and being social.
It's sad that most of time of the time when you ask girl if she'd wear something like this, she gets offended because she takes being cow as something insulting for some reason. Maybe they see cows only as something blocky and "fat", not as basically feminine, motherly model, basically wife material.

It's really great to see women with big tits in skimpy humiliating sexualizing outfits.
You know the goddess Hera was associated with cows? That's because a tamed foid is like a domesticated cow, better yet, when she is producing milk.
Also the bell is necessary to complete the humiliation.

>>82212744
Why is there a bird dressed as cow?

>>82212921
Because it's from game called Azur Lane where characters are reincarnations of battleships. This bird is basically company's mascot and is put in lot of costumes art.

>>82212954
Why is it dead tho? She smothered it or something?
This bird reminds me of Gilbird from Axis Powers Hetalia, which has a concept of mainly anime bishonens being countries in ww2, Gilbird is Prussia's bird

>>82212255
Based anon nani desuuu

I would love to wear one for my future bf btw

>>82209453 (OP)
do you seriously not understand the implication of making someone with big tits wear a cow themed outfit? if not i'm afraid you're simply too autistic to understand how fetishes work and thus will not get this one explained to you. do better. be better

>>82209453 (OP)
Yes
Absolutely
100%

>>82214353
But what about the ones with small breasts? They exist too. You don't need to get upset over some silly question

>>82214991
I would find it endearing for sure. It's sexy as fuck in a dirty way.

>>82209453 (OP)
Wow
If I can get a girlfriend
I will try to ask her to wear this