What does /r9k/ think about Jupiter?

>>82212052 (OP)
Jupiter? I barely know 'er!

>>82212052 (OP)
jupiter's cool. i wish the human race could get their shit together and finally figure out how to live on gas giants' moons and solid planets like mars without dying.

>>82212052 (OP)
Idk dude I've got too much shit going on here on earth to really think about Jupiter

>>82212052 (OP)
can it be squished?
that is the million dollar question.

>>82212052 (OP)
I heard girls go there to get more stupider. I haven't any proof of this, simply hearsay.

>>82212221
This guy is from thousands of years into the future.

I'm more of a Neptune guy.

>>82212052 (OP)
Better than uranus that's for sure

>>82212052 (OP)
The footage voyager 1 took of Jupiter really scares me
It looks alive

>>82212052 (OP)
It's magnificent! *^.^*

>>82212313
M-maybe it has a sentient ocean, like Solaris does~? :O

>>82212052 (OP)
Weird how it turned into a star in '2010'.

Stupid big ass planet. I bet its compensating for something....

>>82212052 (OP)
Thanks Jupiter for catching all those asteroids that would've collided with Earth otherwise. Thanks for being a big gravity well that isn't just the Sun.

>>82212052 (OP)
It's a planet

>>82212052 (OP)
>jupiter
It's more stupider

>he thinks jupiter is real

jupiter only fucks chad though

>>82212052 (OP)
Jupiter needs to get its shit together and become a star already, lazy good for nothing planet.

>>82212052 (OP)
He can go kill himself
Also I'm not mars, planets aren't able to use the internet

>>82212052 (OP)
Saturn beats Jupiter any day of the week

>>82212052 (OP)
we all know the rhyme

>>82212052 (OP)
its where you went and got more stupider NIGGA

>>82212052 (OP)
jupiter could prove to become a massive resource well for whatever gases lie in there
and if we find a way to withstand the near stellar pressures and manage to reach the metallic hydrogen core, that'd be pretty dope too (even though i'm not sure what else it'd be used for other than superconductors)

>Captcha: YWANT
>you want

>>82212052 (OP)
I like Saturn better, but Jupiter's still cool ig. Europa is just an inferior version of Enceladus tho. Not to mention how Titan is kino af.

>>82214303
>metallic hydrogen
We have protons at home

>>82212341
Holy shit it's Turbie

>>82214368
>Inferior version
Enceladus is barely big enough to be round and it's a fraction of the size compared to europa

>>82212052 (OP)
fake and gay space isn't real.

Jupiter is FAKE and GAY

>>82212052 (OP)
Metalic hydrogen is pretty cool and it's cool that they can create it in a lab now.
It's kind of funny how the entire earth understanding of how things function just don't apply in the universe. Apparently inside of Jupiter the distinction between a gas, liquid and solid isn't that clear cut any more and it's rather a case of the deeper you get, the more the hydrogen starts to behave like a solid metal, gradually.

I don't trust it. What are they up to there

>>82212052 (OP)
I wonder if there's a solid surface under all that gas. a teensy tiny little blob of surface.

>>82214252
Fake news
(I don't know why there is planet porn)

>>82215660
There is, also Jupiter is primarily liquid, not gas, the hydrogen becomes a liquid under those pressures fairly early, even deeper down it becomes a solid and finally there is most likely a rocky core at the centre that isn't hydrogen.

>>82215878
I think it's cool how it was probably the first planet formed