Thread 82212740 - /r9k/ [Archived: 234 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:24:32 PM No.82212740
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hello moids of r9k, if you were to have a perfect gf, what features would she have?
>body type
>appearance
>personality
>body count
>hobbies/interests
>employment/education
>other
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:25:05 PM No.82212745
>>82212740 (OP)
>what features would she have?
a big strapon
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:25:25 PM No.82212747
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>>82212740 (OP)
I already have a gf and she's perfect just the way she is.
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orospu รงocuฤŸu
8/17/2025, 3:27:59 PM No.82212760
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
slim, fit and average
>appearance
white and cute
>personality
autistic and quiet
>body count
0
>hobbies/interests
gaming
>employment/education
don't care
>other
she gotta like fallout
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:34:10 PM No.82212787
>>82212747
What about her makes her perfect?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:36:33 PM No.82212802
>>82212760
Are you white? Another jeet wanting something above his range
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:37:36 PM No.82212804
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>>82212787
>What about her makes her perfect?
She's mine.
orospu รงocuฤŸu
8/17/2025, 3:38:22 PM No.82212812
>>82212802
i like white women mostly and no I'm turk
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:40:31 PM No.82212824
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
obese
>>appearance
latina filipina or indian
>>personality
slightly annoying
>>body count
11
>>hobbies/interests
sucking my cock
>>employment/education
mcdonalds
>>other
has to know how to twerk
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:40:51 PM No.82212826
>body type
Average height, curvy to chubby, hourglass or pear shape
>appearance
White, blue or green eyes, blonde or brown hair
>personality
Kind, funny, introverted
>body count
Ideally zero
>hobbies/interests
Vidya, anime, music, art, baking -- anything indoorsy
>employment/education
Employed but not in a field where she has to work over 40 hours
>other
No major mental illness or personality disorders pls
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:43:15 PM No.82212843
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>body type
My exact height, slightly underweight, small tits and ass
>appearance
Brown skin, brown eyes, brown hair, two beauty marks on her face, long straight hair
>personality
Pessimistic, homebody, content with the little pleasures things in life, low energy, bad person trying to be good
>body count
0
>hobbies/interests
Reading (manga, light novels, books)
Watching (horror movies, anime, people die)
Shooting (guns)
Playing vidya
Silence (sitting in it together, enjoying each others presence with the need for anything more)
>employment/education
Hikikomori
>other
Has all the same (extreme) fetishes and kinks as me (I am a sicko haha)
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:50:19 PM No.82212893
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>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
same as my ex
>>appearance
same as my ex
>>personality
same as my ex
>>hobbies/interests
same as my ex
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:55:09 PM No.82212914
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
has to be tall, either slim or fit, big tits are a bonus
>appearance
i like big green or brown eyes but its not a neccessity, any hair is fine
>personality
dont be a bitch, dont be mentally ill
>body count
less that 5
>hobbies
dont care, just have actual hobbies that you enjoy doing that arent just shitposting on 4chan or binging netflix
>employment/education
dont care, just be driven in whatever you pursue
>other
please dont be too insecure, its a major turnoff
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:56:36 PM No.82212924
>>82212740 (OP)
you ever think these OP questions are for people making dating sims or AI chatbots with visual features?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:58:17 PM No.82212933
Wonder if OP left already
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:58:40 PM No.82212936
>>82212924
I'm op, im just a woman trying to improve myself so i can finally find someone who likes me kek. Not sure if this is a repetitive thread sorry, but I can assure you im not making a sexbot anytime soon
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:00:01 PM No.82212947
>>82212936
Women don't really have to improve tbqh
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:01:32 PM No.82212957
>>82212924
No, I don't really think about things in that way. Just a fun mental exercise thinking about the perfect woman for me. It's not very realistic of course, any woman is a fantasy for me much less someone I created in my head.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:06:13 PM No.82212980
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>>82212740 (OP)
>appearance
petite, white, blonde, blue eyed, some variety of slav/germanic
>personality
positive, growth mindset, energetic, analytical, entrepreneurial, smarter than me
>body count
0
>hobbies/interests
fashion, art, reading, going /out/, piano, conquering the planet
>employment/education
educated, heiress to a fortune, uses her money and connections to start new businesses that are inevitably successful

the really cool thing is that I'm essentially describing someone I knew a while ago, could have been with, and blew it because of my own shitty self-esteem. shoulda believed in her who believed in me, you know? fuuuuuuck
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:07:36 PM No.82212990
>>82212936
You should just wax your moustache and pussy hair. Guys will be all over you. Put an ad online asking for a guy to wax your pussy if you dont want to do it yourself. Lots of guys love helping out women, it probably wouldnt be that expensive. I would do it for free because im a gentleman who loves to help women become better at sex.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:09:25 PM No.82212999
>>82212936
why would you improve yourself based on the standards of retarded khv incels on a chan board? start by prioritizing what you want of yourself
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:09:57 PM No.82213004
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>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
>>appearance
My tastes vary, there are 10/10s that fome in different shapes and forms.

But I guess I most consistently like Celtic girls with reddish hair, very pale skin, freckles (not too much), and having just a little extra cushion. Oh, and I'm a sucker for green or blue eyes
>>personality
Intelligent, patient, clingy, socially withdrawn, loves kids, submissive (but not overly so), good conversationalist, morally sound, loyal, supportive
>>body count
0, ideally.
>>hobbies/interests
Creative stuff like art, writing, or music. Home making, cooking, tailoring, playing with kids, watching stupid movies with me, philosophy, religious study, hiking or camping
>>employment/education
Don't matter too much. Anything from a GED to a masters. Would want her to be a stay at home wife
>>other
Family I can get along with, high-ish libido, willing to learn how to use a gun to protect the kids.

Sad now that I've typed this out.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:11:13 PM No.82213011
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Average girl-next-door build
>appearance
Redhead with glasses
>personality
Timid, kind, quirky
>body count
0
>hobbies/interests
Reading romance novels, scrolling reddit, watching TV, painting from time to time.
>employment/education
College educated SAHM
>other
She's also generally down with letting me put stuff in her butt, which I find important desu.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:12:58 PM No.82213025
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
My ex was fat and im never again getting with a fat girl because theyre constantly insecure and will cheat on you when you make them feel attractive. So anything but fat.
>appearance
Im a very face centric guy. I like elf like facial features. Angular faces, noses, cheekbones. Only races im not into are asian, indian and arabs if theyre the close to their roots religious kind.
>personality
Type of girl that loves to joke around. Doesnt take anything too seriously. Loyal, honest and goes with the flow.
>body count
This is the one thing ill be a hypocrite in and say id want a virgin but I have a count of 1 so id have to accept if she had 1 too.
>hobbies/interests
Video games are obligatory. I cant be with a non gamer girl. But also history and any branch of science. But should at least have an interest in the natural sciences. Nature, space and her own nerdy or creative hobbies that im not into but she would be willing to share with me.
>employment/education
Dont really care about her job as long as its not being some flavor of whore. But education, I would prefer a stem girl since im a stem guy.
>other
My own red line is she has to be a pretty serious gamer. Thats my biggest hobby and i always try to be good at whatever game i play. I will not be with one of those girls that sees games as something guys do and she just tolerates them until she can pull you away to do some normie shit like going out drinking or some bs.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:26:02 PM No.82213129
>>82212740 (OP)
taller, athletic ideally
i like darker hair and green or hazel eyes, a tan is a plus
honest, loving, talkative maybe since i dont talk much and one of us probably should
low, but preferably not a gooner either
legitimately anything that isnt scrolling her phone and eating food at restaurants, but i do stuff with music, sports, electronics and animals mostly
anything as long as shes not taking long trips without me or expecting to leech off me
religions not really a dealbreaker but i aint converting to shit, dont try to make me a vegan either, not happening
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:30:57 PM No.82213165
-Thin or slightly chubby, at most.
-I don't know, as long as they groom themselves.
-Nice to be around? I don't know how to qualify this.
-3-5, at most.
-I don't really have a preference of her hobbies. As long as she enjoys something that interests her, then whatever,
-Employed and earning a decent amount. I don't really care if she's the breadwinner or not.
-Decent sex-drive. Likes movies, I guess.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:38:37 PM No.82213230
>>82212740 (OP)
>Tall, slim/average, perhaps a bit fit/muscular
>Not Indian, Black or Native American. I like rounded and diamond faces. Good skincare.
>Smart, nerdy, dominant and proactive.
>0
>Humanities, Movies,TTRPGs, drawing and anime.
>Humanities undergrad.
>other
Upper-middle class, beats me up once in a while,
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:40:22 PM No.82213252
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>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Slim but slightly chubby perfectly acceptable later on after pregnancies
>appearance
Pale with floofy, dark or red hair. Bonus points for beauty marks, freckles and glasses. No tattoos. As for clothes I like several styles.
>personality
Calm and caring. Maybe a bit needy to feel desired.
>body count
The less the better.
>hobbies/interests
Any handcrafts are cool, bonus points if they'd overlap with mine, like it'd be really nice if she liked painting figures I print or something. Maybe games so we could play together. Shooting is always a plus but I'd try to teach her anyway for practical reasons. While I' not sure if it can be called hobby/interest, I'd really love if she actually liked to cook and took pride in how good she is at it because I absolutely hate cooking myself and generally like simple dishes.
>employment/education
Don't care. If we had several children I'd be fine, or even find it beneficial for her to be homemaker at least for several years. Stuff to be done around home is also important so I see no reason why she'd have to work like 1,5 jobs. I'm fine with her focusing on home or working part time.
>other
Would be great if she was kinky and loyal at the same time. Also willing to have several children and being fine with living in the countryside.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:40:40 PM No.82213253
>Tall, slim/average, perhaps a bit fit/muscular
>Not Indian, Black or Native American. I like rounded and diamond faces. Good skincare.
>Smart, nerdy, dominant and proactive.
>0
>Humanities, Movies,TTRPGs, drawing and anime.
>Humanities undergrad.
>Upper-middle class, beats me up once in a while,
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:17:31 PM No.82213532
>>82212740 (OP)
>Body type
a 6'2" shit brickhouse, huge legs lower body, defined frame
>Appearance
tan, black curly hair, dark brown eyes,
>personality
kindness and empathic, submissive in bed but is an actual person outside of it, I don't need someone to babysit
I'm big into moe gap.
>Body count
would be 0 or low (why is this even an option who is going to want a high milage hoe)
>Hobbies interest
Exercise, whatever interest's her I guess.
We don't have to share interests, it would be better if it's something I don't know about so we can grow together and dabble in each other's hobbies
>Employment/education
At least a bachelors, the more the better.
For Employment, either an athlete so I can cheer her on, or something arty. Not an average wageslave
>Other
She loves me.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:20:16 PM No.82213552
>>82212740 (OP)
Short and obese
Ugly
Annoying
100 minimum
Eating, being a whore, being annoying, being a single mom
Welfare, alimony
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:21:36 PM No.82213563
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
very tall and heavy set, huge legs and boobs
>appearance
short hair and never wears makeup
>personality
domineering and teases alot, orders food for me
>body count
13
>hobbies/interests
likes playing vidya and watching anime with me:3
>employment/education
some kind of degree
>other
pegs me and beats me
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:23:48 PM No.82213583
>>82212740 (OP)
I don't know man, the girl in your picture looks pretty cute.
Well, body count is pretty important, and if we're talking about perfect, then it would obviously be zero. I'd probably like her to be a neet just like me as well.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:26:14 PM No.82213602
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
short, skinny
>>appearance
white, short red hair, green eyes, smaller tits
>>personality
somewhat shy, loving, a bit of a tsundere
>>body count
0, or 1 if me
>>hobbies/interests
doesn't matter too much, willing to play vidya with me and watch anime, something creative that she can show me. willing to go on adventures with me
>>employment/education
Not important, biology or vet would be cool though.
>>other
loves me
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:28:12 PM No.82213617
>>body type
Curvy, wide hips, A-B cup chest
>>appearance
Black
>>personality
Very communicative and understanding, has the same kinks as me, obsessed, loves to hug and cuddle (a lot)
>>body count
Preferably 0 but I am willing to take at last 2
>>hobbies/interests
Reading, cooking, eating, videogames, horror films or movies in general, anime
>>employment/education
This doesn't matter to me
>>other
She has a big butt and lets me do anal/play with it
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:30:20 PM No.82213640
>>82213617
forgot height, she'll be around 5'6-5'9
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:31:25 PM No.82213648
>>82212740 (OP)
>What features would she have

>Employment/education
Highschool at least, smart enough to do well in college

Other than that, "loves me" is my only requirement. I might as well end it at this point
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:31:32 PM No.82213652
>>82212740 (OP)
I'm settling for nothing less than my looksmatch, so she'd have to be an obese 2/10 AT LEAST
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:31:58 PM No.82213655
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
6'0 hourglass with huge boobs

>>appearance
Non-blonde white with strong features, no baby face

>>personality
Feminine motherly Intellectual pervert

>>body count
Irrelevant

>>hobbies/interests
Psychedelic drugs, nature walks, reading, babies. NOT: clubbing, shopping, Instagram, travel

>>employment/education
Small business owner

>>other
No gag reflex
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:33:11 PM No.82213663
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
I don't have any particular preferences as long as it's within healthy proportions (ie not skin and bone and not obese). Ideally, she would be higher than average and at least somewhat athletic
>appearance
decently attractive face, a nice bonus would be ear-length dark hair, maybe a few pretty tattoos
>personality
emotionally mature, supportive, honest, loyal, caring and affectionate, assertive, moderately possessive, intelligent and fun to talk to and be around
>body count
Not necessarily 0, but also not a lot (up to like 5-6)
>hobbies/interests
don't have any specific preferences (other than it being something safe and not too expensive) as long as its something she is passionate about and is okay with my hobbies and open to trying new things. preferably not shopping, social media and shallow things like that.
>employment/education
well-educated and has a successful and fulfiling career that has a good work/life balance (doesn't necessarily have to earn a lot of money)
>other
is kinky and likes to be dominant in bed (and outside), is mostly an overall normal and balanced person, maybe slightly older than me (I am 22)

I feel like there's a lot of text here and yet when I think about it, I think most preferences are fairly tame and realistic. I don't know
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:34:17 PM No.82213681
>>82212802
Yawn jeets this jeets that
It's literally a bunch of lightskinned minorities and white dudes on this site that have the highest standards, just look at this entire fucking thread lmao.

That anon has the least wild expectations here, the rest of you want tall Amazonian virgin sex goddesses
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:38:48 PM No.82213729
>>82213652
>obese 2/10
h-hey anon.....
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:38:56 PM No.82213733
>>82213663
bro wants a man
Replies: >>82213917
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:39:49 PM No.82213743
>>82213729
H-h-hey anonette
Replies: >>82214107
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:47:06 PM No.82213819
>>82213663
> tall, athletic
> short hair
> assertive, intelligent, possessive
> successful career
> older, dominant

Anon is just a closeted gay. Best you could get is a tranny but that is still gay lmao
Replies: >>82213903
Jaylin Sims
8/17/2025, 5:54:00 PM No.82213897
Riley
Riley
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>>82212740 (OP)
Riley. Things would have gone differently if I was on that show (I would never go on a show like that though).
Replies: >>82213927
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:54:26 PM No.82213903
>>82213729
Ah yes how very gay to like women.
>>82213819
I don't see why a woman can't be assertive, smart and successful. I want someone with whom I can build a future with and have fun while doing it, not someone who is shallow, boring and only there to have sex with.
Replies: >>82213917
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:55:28 PM No.82213917
>>82213903
oops wrong reply,. I meant that first reply for
>>82213733
Sorry.
Jaylin Sims
8/17/2025, 5:56:16 PM No.82213927
>>82213897
My bad, it's Rylie.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:57:59 PM No.82213942
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
chubby with big butt and big boobs
>>appearance
cute face without makeup, probably redheaded or blonde, dresses kinda simple like a sweater and jeans or wears skirts or dresses.
>>personality
Similar to mine. Pretty introverted or asocial recluse. But she still loves her family and wants one herself one day. She is mostly nice but also confident in her beliefs and not someone that does stuff just because others do it. Also smart.
>>body count
0
>>hobbies/interests
Literature, history, gaming, anime, drawing or sewing, religion stuff that isn't astrology or nu religion.
>>employment/education
Student, studying some stem field or something about humanities like history or literature.
>>other
Is a good cook, Christian, wants to be married and have a family.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:58:28 PM No.82213948
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Skinny or athletic, medium boobs and small perky ass.
>>appearance
White blue eyes
>>personality
Meek, submissive, but intelligent
>>body count
Zero
>>hobbies/interests
Cooking, sewing, taking care of the house and raising children
>>employment/education
Stay at home mom
>>other
Racist
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:01:01 PM No.82213972
>>82212740 (OP)
Why do you keep asking kek, I will save you time and tell it's going to be
>white Stacy
>white Stacy
>white Stacy
>white Stacy lite
>asian Stacy
repeat ad nauseam
Replies: >>82214032
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:03:15 PM No.82213996
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find your foid gf here
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:03:43 PM No.82213999
>>82213663
>5-6 body count
just say you are into being cucked. Who wants their idea partner to have other guy's dicks in them if they are not a cuck??
Replies: >>82214039
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:04:07 PM No.82214004
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>>82212740 (OP)
>>employment/education
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:04:17 PM No.82214007
>>82213996
Thats tranny pills isnt it
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:04:56 PM No.82214014
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>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Slim, but not anorexic, preferably only a little shorter than me.
>appearance
Same as me, slightly above average and white.
>personality
Slightly stupid, preferably autistic, and leans toward quiet.
>body count
Same as me, zero.
>hobbies/interests
Anything I'm interested enough to do with her, doesn't have to be my hobbies, just hobbies I'd do with her.
>employment/education
Same as or greater than me, highschool dropout.
>other
Idk what to put here, I like disabled girls sometimes?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:06:34 PM No.82214032
>>82213972
Nice meme. Guys like women of all shapes and sizes and colors, women want tall white or Kpop dudes. That's all there is to it
Replies: >>82214098
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:07:19 PM No.82214039
>>82213999
It's called being realistic. I never understood what's the obsession with virgins. As long as she is not cheating or fantasising about and bringing up her exes, I don't see a problem if she had a few partners before. And I am not insecure as to constantly think about other guys while being with my partner. If anything, someone with some experience can be hot and more fun than someone who never even had sex.

I think you guys seriously overestimate bodycounts. Obviously I don't want someone who has like 100 people go through them, but 6 people for someone who is like 22 or more is maybe like one person per year.
Replies: >>82214119 >>82214191
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:12:41 PM No.82214077
>>82212740 (OP)
big tits and ass, like k-cups, 5' 0", blonde
bratty and submissive
5, all hung black guys
don't care
still in high school
mentally retarded
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:14:54 PM No.82214098
>>82214032
nta but most of these are asking for pretty white girls kek
Replies: >>82214126 >>82214160
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:15:55 PM No.82214107
>>82213743
h-how are you?... did you really mean it when you said that?
Replies: >>82214138
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:17:15 PM No.82214119
>>82214039
It's the perfect gf thread not the realistic gf thread.
>never understood what's the obsession with virgins
I am a virgin so I want a virgin. I never understood the obsession with sex. Vir is a LOW standard anyway. Every human is born a virgin, if you can't meet it's most likely because our values don't align, so go be with some non virgin.
Replies: >>82214342
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:17:36 PM No.82214126
>>82214098
I'd be happy with a brown or black girl if their families are sane desu. There's things that matter way more than race but that's apparently not a normal viewpoint anymore.
I'm not a white guy though so you can ignore this
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:17:49 PM No.82214128
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
skinny or slightly chubby
>>appearance
very long messy hair
armpits, pubes, and legs unshaved
never wears makeup, no skincare routine
smells really bad
overall unkempt appearance
>>personality
lazy, likes to chill in bed all day and have a lot of sex
happy with just being poor and getting by doing the bare minimum
>>body count
0
>>hobbies/interests
bedrotting, watching movies/anime
>>employment/education
any
>>other
autistic and has no friends or people online she talks to
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:18:38 PM No.82214138
>>82214107
Yes did you like my very original reply? I put a lot of effort into that "h-h-hey"
Replies: >>82214974
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:19:44 PM No.82214147
>>82212740 (OP)
I don't care about specific features in isolation. One feature will look great on one girl, and not-so-great on another. I'd have to meet her and see the whole package.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:21:19 PM No.82214160
>>82214098
Nta but most the posters here are white so what do you expect
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:24:11 PM No.82214191
>>82214039
>As long as she is not cheating or fantasising about and bringing up her exes
So you're saying you want a virgin
Replies: >>82214342
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.82214342
>>82214191
That is not the same though. I think it's reasonable to expect a person won't cheat or brag about their ex-partners to their new partner lmao. Because they are happy with their current partner and understand that such things may cause discomfort.
>>82214119
I mean I suppose that's a fair take. Though I am not sure that is as LOW a standard as you think it is in the current dating market.
Replies: >>82214360
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:41:26 PM No.82214360
>>82214342
>I think it's reasonable to expect a person won't cheat or brag about their ex-partners to their new partner
Expect it all you want, it isn't going to happen.
Replies: >>82214465
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:44:47 PM No.82214390
>body type
Flat tummy, wide hips, thin waist
>appearance
Blonde, colored eyes, pale skin, fit, good fashion sense
>personality
Introverted, feminine, romantic, matching sense of humor
>body count
Zero, duh, why even include this
>hobbies/interests
Different from mine
Nothing degenerate like gooning
>employment/education
Doesn't matter, just needs to be working towards some goal
>other
Healthy family life
Shared values
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:46:45 PM No.82214405
No Longer
No Longer
md5: 381830dc622922d4330fee7eab88b7e8๐Ÿ”
>>82212740 (OP)
What a hideous mentality. Instead of letting the acceptance or rejection of relationship form spontaneously and naturally you're all carrying around a list as if finding a partner is like shopping at the grocery store. Everyone who responded to this thread with a list is an NPC brainwashed by jews.
Replies: >>82214419 >>82214438 >>82214597
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:47:25 PM No.82214411
>>82212740 (OP)
well anon, a perfect gf is very different from an attainable one
but sure, i'll indulge you this once

>body type
slightly chubby
>appearance
i literally don't care much, but if i had to absolutely choose... tomboyish/comfy, and ginger hair
>personality
again, tomboyish as i fucking love people who are chill
but also genuine, honest, loyal, and patient, also very affectionate but still banters
>body count
zero ideally, up to 3
>hobbies/interests
games, software, maybe sports, vehicles (cars, motorcycles, bicycles), idk man surprise me, just a bit of overlap with mine is good
>employment/education
any really, but if neet, at least willing to improve and find something so she has her own money too
>other
well, she ideally should live at least in the same country as me, which is a tall order considering barely anyone i meet is from here
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:47:56 PM No.82214419
>>82214405
Do you really think we REQUIRE everything we listed
Replies: >>82214546
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:50:55 PM No.82214438
>>82214405
I mean I think it's okay to have minimum standards so as to know if you will click with someone. Like if you want someone who is sexually open, you obviously won't try to get into a relationship with some ultra-conservative Kellog-style Christian girl. Or if you want someone who is intelligent, you want go pursuing a relationship with some bimbo.

Some of these are very much shopping wish-lists, but a fair number are like I think what some basic things people are looking for in other people.
Replies: >>82214450 >>82214546
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:52:13 PM No.82214450
>>82214438
>if you were to have a perfect gf, what features would she have?
>perfect

This thread isn't for listing minimum standards
Replies: >>82214478 >>82214746
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:53:40 PM No.82214465
>>82214360
This is honestly a wild take. You are making it sounds like people are like either:
> is virgin
> cheats and brags about her exes to you
I think a majority of women have morals and common sense to do either. And a virgin can equally likely cheat on you lmao. It's about the maturity, mindset and responsibility, not how many partners they had (obviously it's indicative of them if someone has like 100 partners, but if it's in the single digit numbers I don't think it's anywhere near as indicative)
Replies: >>82214698 >>82214756
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:54:41 PM No.82214478
>>82214450
I was talking more about the general sentiment of the anon who posted that, not specifically the thread itself.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:00:46 PM No.82214532
>>82212740 (OP)
it fluctuates between small skinny submissive neet gf or taller milf mommy gf
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:02:13 PM No.82214546
>>82214419
If not then why do you act like you do? Regardless: communicating about relationships in.a transactional way is the core value of the jew.

>>82214438
If you act like you know what you want then you can't be surprised by anything else because you're filtering everything and everyone through a particular lens.
Replies: >>82214566
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:04:07 PM No.82214566
>>82214546
>why do you act like you do?

wat, I was just participating in the thread like OP asked
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:06:13 PM No.82214581
>I offer this but the other needs to offer that and if the other doesn't offer that anymore then I'll find someone else who does.
I don't get why marriage is declining because everyone who thinks this way seems to have a need for two parties to sign a contract which specifies terms, conditions, payment, quality, timing and reliability if one of the parties doesn't uphold the contract.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:07:23 PM No.82214597
quick-question-why-is-calypsos-face-disfigured-in-the-first-v0-cumhwt1bgy3e1
>>82214405
>unfun, unfit, uneducated, unattractive, femcel who feels unrequited
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:11:39 PM No.82214639
I fit a decent amount of these before I met my bf on here a few years ago. Hopefully you guys can find someone on here, its not like im that unique to begin with so im sure theres others like myself on here too
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:15:30 PM No.82214680
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
tall, large breasts and wide hips, long black hair
>appearance
motherly but still hot
>personality
domineering and mean
>body count
don't care
>hobbies
video games, writing
>employment
unemployed
>other
dominatrix who will abuse me physically and emotionally, will peg me and force me to crossdress, and while crossdressing to serve other men sexually, then kicks and hits me when I cry afterward, but eventually holds and comforts me, and rubs my chastity cage to tease me.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:17:00 PM No.82214698
1751790845234212
1751790845234212
md5: aca22fb281c7df25abc5509e52f2c35a๐Ÿ”
>>82214465
>I think a majority of women have morals and common sense
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:21:51 PM No.82214746
>>82214450
Why does the thread topic being perfect gf mean anons require everything they listed? That doesn't make any sense.
Some of you are taking this thread way too seriously desu.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:23:03 PM No.82214756
>>82214465
Pretty sure going from 0 premarital partners to 1 makes divorce rates double.
Replies: >>82214903 >>82215098
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:23:11 PM No.82214758
perfection
perfection
md5: 156056c93db41e7d2f6d7ba411d08e44๐Ÿ”
whatever this is called and ill settle for no less.
Replies: >>82214770
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:25:00 PM No.82214770
>>82214758
Can I get this but in chubby
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:28:17 PM No.82214789
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Shorter than me, on the fatter side. Ideally 180-250 lbs.
>appearance
Brunette, smiles a lot. Cheeks that are perfect for being kissed. Short hair would be lovely.
>personality
Clingy, affectionate. Playful. Teasing. Intelligent.
>body count
No more than me (1) would be perfect but I don't care much as long as it isn't excessive.
>hobbies
My hobbies. Writing, music, vidya, hiking, so on. Ideally some sort of creative hobby too. Art, crafts, etc.
>employment
Gainful employment so we can split rent kthx
>other
The true ideal is being willing to deal with me.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:32:01 PM No.82214823
tada
tada
md5: d5c36cded593bd1d4ca419c8340c8518๐Ÿ”
>>82212740 (OP)
Female with petite body and b cup perky tiddies, a fat ass, and some plush lips to boot on her. Preferably Caucasian like an angel and light eyes.
Her personality would be that of the cat of from pepe le pew and I would be of course pepe
Her hobbies would be running, and track, along with tennis and roller blading
She would wear her signature tank top and dolphin shorts
I wouldn't care for her body count but would treat her like a goddess of love and try to kiss her all over.
She would have a minimum of a highschool education
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:34:44 PM No.82214849
b8575848ec521a3f0c4d0d7445c51d3baa17dbe65770a906f6195dde0313c045
>>82212740 (OP)
Basically 02 in real life.
One can only hope.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:39:16 PM No.82214903
>>82214756
Only if you can't fuck good
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:46:59 PM No.82214974
>>82214138
yes anon i liked it a lot, you make me blush...... besides that vague thing how else would your gf be like?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:50:12 PM No.82215007
>>82212740 (OP)
>>body type
missus skellington, taller than me
>>appearance
resting bitch face, well dressed, vacant stare or a glare
>>personality
cold, likes to fight with me in a fun way, likes to fight with others in a not fun way, still capable of love in some form, backstabbing bitch at work, spiny as fuck, driven by success but only because it distracts her from the void
>>body count
broken goods
>>hobbies/interests
work
>>employment/education
makes lots of money, high level of education
>>other
wants a househusband because she has crippling insecurities, her horrific mental problems make approaching her impossible, she gives the appearance of a reptile stalking prey, can't separate sex from violence, never know if she's truthing or manipulating
Replies: >>82215021
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:52:45 PM No.82215021
>>82215007
That is very specific. Why do you want this?
Replies: >>82215094
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:00:10 PM No.82215094
>>82215021
I don't know! It's just what I've landed on after years of thought. I've had bit and pieces in various relationships but never the whole package.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:00:37 PM No.82215098
wolfinger-sex-partners-divorce-figure-1-1
wolfinger-sex-partners-divorce-figure-1-1
md5: d912ddd531586ccd972fe0dfeeb033b3๐Ÿ”
>>82214756
That study has certain problems. For example, it doesn't take into account a lot of people with 0 or 1 premarital partner are usually religious people for whom a divorce would mean their whole community would shun them. It doesn't necessarily mean they will have a happy marriage.

The graph itself shows oscillations (lower divorce rates for 2-9 partners and higher after that) and not a linear trend. For 9+ it probably starts to correlate with other negative influences in life. Plus the number of people interviewed was like a few 1000, not really representative statistic.

There are also some other bad methodology and data analysis in that study but I am too lazy to go over it.
Replies: >>82215173 >>82215175
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:06:54 PM No.82215173
>>82215098
I hate those IFS christcuck studies they always post. If someone has 9+ partners they probably have a personality disorder, of course their marriage is unstable. If a normal person has 100 partners and then gets married I would posit that their marriage is just as stable as a normal person with 0 partners. But sure let's just not control for confounding variables so we can prove christfaggotry is right and good. Any chart that doesn't have error bars for the extremes is immediately suspect anyway.
Not mad at you obviously anon just ranting.
Replies: >>82215246
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:07:01 PM No.82215175
>>82215098
This is not to say sleeping around with dozens of people won't have a bad influence on latter marriage rates, it likely will.

However, just because someone had a few partners before you doesn't mean you will have a bad relationship.

(also funnily enough the graph implies that if you wait until after marriage to sleep with someone, you have 15% less chance of divorce even though its the same person, which kinda discredits the whole pair-bonding narrative).
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:13:02 PM No.82215246
>>82215173
Yeh I agree anon. It's basically statistical manipulation trying to prove a point.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:19:15 PM No.82215310
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
skinny and fit (same as me)
>appearance
any race but asian, anything else doesn't really matter
>personality
quiet and reserved, independent
>body count
I think it's only fair she has 0 (same as me)
>hobbies and interests
hiking, skiing and being active in general
>employment/education
don't care
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:32:04 PM No.82215438
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
Not obese. And perky tits, whatever size.
>appearance
Soft features. Nice smile. No/low acne. No fake shit (makeup, botox, plastic). No tatoos. Doesnt cover her face in piercings. Nails short enough to clean her own ass without piercing her asshole.
>personality
Kind and easy-going. Retarded/edgy sense of humor. Doesn't get angry for retarded reasons. Low maintenance and fun, basically.
>body count
Zero before me. And loyal.
>hobbies/interests
No whore hobbies (clubbing/beach/posting her body or face online). No gold digging hobbies or interests (muh expensive jewelry, clothes, shopping, restaurants, cars, apple products). I just hate retards who are slave to marketing and buy dumb products becajse they are expensive. If she likes expensive stuff that is actually good, it's fine. As long as she has that midwestern middle class guilt I have every time I buy expensive stuff. Doesn't follow dumb trends. Isn't into love island or astrology. Not an SJW or trumptard. It's OK if she likes pop music, as long as she doesn't call herself a swiftie or something retarded like that. Preferably she's a nerd into obscure stuff and teaches me about it.
>employment/education
Has a non whore job, and non evil job. Wins enough money to be OK.
>other
L
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:51:47 PM No.82215621
1748273120659758
1748273120659758
md5: 3d0bb4078f926f382f1cba5c28ac667d๐Ÿ”
>>82212740 (OP)
I don't chase or even ponder the "perfect" partner because that's a fantasy for femoids desu, but here's my baseline preference:
>body type
anything other than gaunt and underweight or extremely obese. if your weight is off such that I have to seriously worry about your short term health, it's off enough to be unattractive. that's basically it. my BMI is 27 so I'm not critical about it.
>appearance
at least basic hygiene and skincare/haircare, but I'm not picky about freckles, moles, birthmarks, etc.. I don't like long nails (1/2in+), but just trimmed every week or two is fine, and if you're the type to chew them off that's fine.
>body count
genuinely never cared. people like to mush their sex parts together regardless of which sex parts they're born with, crazy stuff. it's like asking how many sandwiches someone has eaten in their life... probably not enough for their liking, that's all there really is to it.
>hobbies/interests
had to be trimmed char limit but:
movies (I prefer horror, black comedy, or sci-fi; some historical dramas as long as I find the history itself interesting, e.g. it isn't just an excuse to watch rich/pretty nobility fucking each other), video games (I mostly just play older and singleplayer focused titles, but I'll play w/e), dumb internet conspiracy shit (I believe less than 5% of it all, but I find it amusing all the same), anything animal-related, old anime, weird music.
>employment/education
idc as long as you're not using me as a wallet and we relate enough in intelligence/knowledge during conversation, e.g. you don't just tune out and then ask questions like "uhh what language do they speak in Spain?".
>other
I get the ick from women that are super way too into reality television and/or celebrity drama. Also if you are just really gossipy and underhanded generally (talk shit about literally everyone the second they're not in earshot) that's also a big ole ick from me.
truly impossible standards, I know.
Replies: >>82215757
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:03:18 PM No.82215717
1715346793553440
1715346793553440
md5: 95e704ae812e7988fd9aedfacbbc80a9๐Ÿ”
>>82212740 (OP)
perfect huh?
>body type
relatively thin, not anorexic, lanky if she's tall
>appearance
white, (I am also white and want kids to be too) preferably undyed hair, I always had a thing for freckles and glasses but those are optional
if she has tattoos they should be something pretty like flowers and not something dumb like quotes or bands
>personality
sweet to me, patient with me, doesn't constantly shit test me or seek attention from other men
>body count
7 or less (this is my body count)
>hobbies/interests
is willing to play vidya and table games with me sometimes, otherwise the fun outdoorsy hobbies of hiking and swimming are fine
travel is a red flag, it suggests you like attention on social media and attention from foreign men more than you actually like the outdoors
a domestic hobbies are also nice, cooking sewing and all
>employment/education
not a stripper, not a bartender, not a prostie, if she's going to do onlyfans I want to feature in her productions by pounding her brains out on camera
education I don't care about, as long as there's no like interpretive feminist dance degrees and she isn't expecting me to pay her student debt
>other
Seriously is it so hard to be patient and sweet and enthusiastic and loyal with a guy?
pic unrelated
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:04:41 PM No.82215729
>>82212740 (OP)
At this point I hate women too much to imagine dating one.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:07:08 PM No.82215753
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
not morbidly obese
>appearance
whatever
>personality
kinda, symapathetic, cute
>body count
ideally 0, but at this point whatever
>hobbies/interests
any as long as it doesnt include harmful acts
>employment/education
would be nice if smarter than average (which isnt hard)
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:07:29 PM No.82215757
and it should go without saying but NO SINGLE MOTHERS
>>82215621
and what this anon said about reality television/celebrity drama, massive male version of the ick no idea why this shit isn't stigmatized more
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:38:39 PM No.82216139
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
tall (around 6'0") and fat, definitely someone huggable
>appearance
white american (midwestern or texan) with long hair
>personality
introverted but intelligent, someone you can get lost in a conversation with
>body count
I don't care really but since mine's zero I'd say lower is preferable so I'm not judged as harshly
>hobbies/interest
film, music, and video games are easiest to bond over but I think if she's interested in reading/writing it'd be pretty cute
>employment/education
no real preference here but if getting some college helps with coming off as smart or well spoken then sure
>other
has to love being eaten out multiple times everyday, I love cunnilingus
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:42:15 PM No.82216171
>>82212740 (OP)
I'm not foolish enough to think that any outsider can make me happy or unfuck my life. Nothing about this hypothetical girl would matter, as I'd be the same sack of shit that I am without her.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:44:15 PM No.82216196
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
if she's my weight then she needs bigger boobs and ass than me im fat
>appearance
female version of me that isn't bald
>personality
is nice and likes me
>body count
don't care as long as she's into me and likes the things i want to do
>hobbies/interests
will play video games and watch stuff online with me
>employment/education
doesn't matter
>other
i'm a 32 KHV bald fat neet and i live with at home still so no women want me anyway. also i've lost the drive to talk to women or most people in general so when i talk to new people we don't really hit it off ever anymore.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:51:00 PM No.82216269
>>82212924
not op but i like reading these datamining/ideal threads to get ideas for sims in my sims game
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:55:05 PM No.82216318
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
slim, athletic
>appearance
medium length hair, wasian, dresses modestly
>personality
introverted, soft for the most part but has a fierce side, sarcastic
>body count
0
>hobbies/interests
some form of art/craft/music, sport, and academic discipline
>employment/education
have a bachelor's or master's degree that isn't a meme like business, gender studies
>other
hopefully someone not too religious and doesn't have any extreme fetishes
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:04:30 PM No.82216441
>>82212740 (OP)
>body type
skinny/toned
>appearance
nice smile, medium/big teeth
>personality
spontaneous, curious, loving, thoughtful, playful
>body count
between 2-8 would be ideal for me
>hobbies/interests
doesn't matter as long as shes passionate about them
>employment/education
preferably no education because its a huge debt burden. employment if she wants to
>other
I need a girl that can help me out on the farm with animals but also run the house and kitchen
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:09:23 PM No.82216500
>>82213655
me except my tits arent that big and i dont own a business.
Replies: >>82216552
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:12:56 PM No.82216552
>>82216500
nta but where are you located?
and what do you like in guys?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:15:04 PM No.82216579
>body type
5'4 overweight by about 25lbs
>appearance
random tattoos in random places, abundance of ear piercings, hair with random bits of color in it
>personality
entitled, narcissistic, neurotic, insecure, addicted to tiktok
>body count
10+
>hobbies/interests
celebrity drama, gossip, going to restaurants, starbucks, going to work, watching netflix, protesting, having abortions
>employment/education
bachelors in environmental science, works at a clothing store in the mall
>other
keeps in constant contact with her dozen previous boyfriends on instagram
Replies: >>82216710
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:27:00 PM No.82216710
>>82216579
This guy just made the day of like half the fembots on this board