>be me
>want gay sex
>too lazy to do bottom preparations

Is there an easy way to do anal without having to do hours worth of prep?

>>82213433 (OP)
drink a lot of coffee

XD

jk idk

>>82213433 (OP)
maybe get an eating disorder first
perhaps one of the more common ones like anorexia
that seems to be a common requirement

homosexuals have poppers. you are 15 and playing pretend for the internet.

>>82213433 (OP)
>Is there an easy way to do anal without having to do hours worth of prep?
Unfortunately no, there isn't. Anal is both literally and figuratively a pain in the ass. Most of the time I just jack off to shemale/futa porn because it's much easier and it doesn't hurt.

>>82213575

Sigh, im just gonna frot

>>82213433 (OP)
Go to lgbt to ask advice? why do the gays come here

>>82213994
/lgbt/* misstyped

anon you made me get out of bed to post this.

prepping for anal is honestly quite easy if you know what to do, the cheatcode is psyllium husk, it's this seed of a plant and you can get it in health stores or supermarkets, it's like a powder and you take a tablespoon of it in a glass of water daily, and something about it is like a fibre god, you'll barely need to wipe after a bowel movement, it's insane, that combined with an quick 2 min enema and thats all it takes, you don't even need to fuck around with changing your diet or anything, just take the psyllium husk and go to the bathroom and shoot the water up your butt a few times max, ez pz.

>>82213433 (OP)
hours??? it takes like 20 minutes

>>82214012


oooOoohhh anon, thats helpful thank chu!

>>82213994

cus r9k has a huge gay population kek

>>82213433 (OP)
Just frot, anal isn't worth it.

>>82213433 (OP)
>Is there an easy way to do anal without having to do hours worth of prep?
Dunno

>>82213433 (OP)
this shit is already on reddit in under an hour it is got to be artificially produced by the government. And now i shall never be able to post my actual gay opinions without getting called reddit larps. fuck my actual gaycel life.

>>82215182
what? what r u talkin bout

>>82215494
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaygreentexts/comments/1msurlq/lazy_bttm/
this was posted at exactly 1 hour after this was. almost too perfectly. it is clearly being automatically manufactured to prevent me from posting real gaycel posts without being accused of being a reddit sleeper agent.

i know your watching i will break out of this prison it is all repeating everything is bait everything is fake i will break out i will get out of here you cant contain me forever in a prison of echoes i will find the natural fagslop i will i am not schizo i know what you are doing.