tinder
>50 swipes left, no one interesting
>insert name likes you!
>swipe right. not even my type but maybe would be fun as a fling
"please don't match please don't match please don't match"
>match
"fuck whatever I'll take it"
>"hiiiiii"
>no response for 3 hours
>finally gives me the time of day and responds
>proceeds to be the most dry boring texter I've ever met, worst convo of my life
>mfw

men why are you like this
all you moid incels will never get a gf when you're dry like this omg

>>82215032 (OP)
maybe because you could get your fatass up from the chair or sofa or whatever the fuck you are sitting on and go out to socialize and find actual people to date with, you fucking retarded foid

>>82215032 (OP)
I don't know how not to be dry , all my conversation skills go out the window when talking with new people

Also I'm impressed that you're picky AND a slut

>>82215032 (OP)
obv bait but i'll indulge : you are not worth the effort and bring nothing to the table aside from your holes

>>82215051
LITERALLY JUST be interesting. JUST talk about your interests or be nerdy or yap or something. ANYTHING. it's pathetic

>>82215052
everything is bait to you because you can't comprehend that other people with needs and feelings exist other than you, narcissist

>>82215089
People hate when you only talk about yourself, and I can never think of any interesting questions

>>82215050
I have a JOB and so does all my friends, whenevr I bring up going out everyone is too tired and I'm not going out clubbing alone

>>82215107
fuck back off to reddit or tiktok please

>its all mens fault, men suck, not me!
Okay, I'll bite. Pretend we just matched and this is after you sent "hiiiii" to me.
Hi femanon
What are your interests? How's your day so far?
How's that?

>>82215119
>clubbing
typical foid whore

>>82215107
>incoherent foid kvetching
lol, lmao even
you exist to be used and discarded by men as they please, it's your evolutionary purpose

>>82215126
My day is ok! talking to all my wonderful friends
I like dinosaurs and also the middle ages, but that's js the nerd stuff. I love going out and seeing local bands, if ur intot hat too we could go sometime!! it's super fun! I'd also love to meet you in person

there

>>82215032 (OP)
>Accueses others of being boring
>Opens with "hiiiiii"

>>82215166
wow you are boring
have you tried picking up some non performative, non quirky interests/hobbies?

>>82215139
I point and laugh and clap at you through my screen
you're so lonely and it's hilarious when you cry at others success

>>82215162
ok loser if you wanna talk evolution let's dissect your baseless claim! :)
tribal communities where women are used and tossed out are doomed to fail. maternal care, love and health is incredibly important. who gave birth to you rightard? if your mother never received care and was tossed out, she could've died in childbirth and you wouldn't have anyone to care for you. though regardless I doubt you had anyone to raise you properly to begin with

women have also contributed a LOT to society and human innovation, we're not useless and stupid tools. without women, humanity would never have gotten this far.

you just seethe and hate women because no one would ever bother to get with you.
women aren't the genetic weak-link
you are

>>82215162
>>82215139
>>82215050
>>82215051
this is also why women are straying from men. crazy how evolution made us to be together but ya'll are so incompetent and unlikable than we chose ourselves

>>82215306
Just don't take what's said here seriously. Not all men are like that, just go outside talk to that cute guy or whatever, skip the dating apps.

>>82215032 (OP)
In my experience it's the other way around.

>>82215032 (OP)
The one time i get matched they unmatch me after one message, I dont even swipe these apps anymore just log once a day to see if theres a like. Like a gacha daily.

>>82215271
>muh loser
i don't do hags like you, over 18 is expired, you can only WISH your pussy smelled a thousandth as nice as my last teen relationship
of course you're gonna try and call it bs, but you can't do much about it :)

>>82215032 (OP)
>Opening up with "hiii"
Here's the rundown: you matched with a hot guy who is likely texting 4-5 girls at once, organising a quick fuck with at least one of them, and your opener is... "hiiii"? Really? And you expect him to be a charming and interesting special snowflake while your contribution is "hiiii"?

This is giving me PTSD flashbacks to when I was sleeping around on Tinder. Incredibly crafted bait.

>>82215306
Ok dyke, no one cares. Your subhuman ass can leave now and stop looking for male attention.

>fish in waters known to give retarded and low quality fish
>catch a low quality fish
WHY ARE ALL FISH LIKE THIS?

>>82215032 (OP)
>not even my type but maybe would be fun as a fling
Wow, you're so interesting!!!

>>82217495
not my fault ya'll are booooring

>>82215032 (OP)
Just post contact and date me and put ur pussy and asshole on my face every morning

>>82215032 (OP)
Dumb retarded useless foid. Just kys.

>>82218589
projecting
if you need help then call a helpline. poor lonely moid

>>82218601
Soooo asshole? Pussy? Rubbing on my face? Contact?

>>82218609
$100 now for me to stoop that low

You deserve to get raped by an ape and have your body dumped in a river.

>>82218672
oh! thats not very nice..

>mfw OP was probably more dry than the dude

>>82215032 (OP)
>but maybe would be fun as a fling
fuck off roast

>>82215032 (OP)
>expecting something not utterly dogshit out of dating apps
anon, my condolences...
you have terminal brain cancer, it seems

>>82218628
how about I fly you out and you can be my wife with a weekly allowance and put your pussy on my face
contact?

Foids are not human and you should be allowed to hunt them like animals for sport.

>>82215184
Dont hobby-shame

>>82215032 (OP)
>fun as a fling
Disgusting normalfag
>hiiiii
And you have the audacity to call others boring kek

>>82218741
it's actually pretty and pink and has teeth and razors. wanna try?

>>82215184
Men dont really care that much if women are boring, and what you responded to didnt sound super boring

>>82218803
JEEZ you all keep getting on my ass for saying hi? I mean what else am I supposed to say when I match with anyone I swipe right to?

am I supposed to copy and paste a paragraph to every bum who I match with? it's actually exhausting to keep track of so many big conversations

>>82218834
how about you stop the dating app fling shit and get a husband, retard