The Orange Man
8/17/2025, 8:07:52 PM No.82215187
>be woman, craving orange juice
>go to grocery store
>browse at your convenience, time, leisure, and patience
>some oranges have brown spots, blemishes, or other deformities
>with a little diligence, able to find at least one good orange and make juice with it
>be man, craving orange juice
>have to go out and find a seed
>find a seed
>plant the seed
>water it, tend to it, make sure it gets enough sun
>it grows into an orange tree
>tree starts fruiting
>pick the oranges in the hot sun
>finally make orange juice
>the whole time you were putting in this effort, it was never on you, but on the seed to decide whether or not it was going to grow based on whether or not it liked you
"Anon, you're single. Why don't you have a girlfriend? You don't want one?"
"No..."
"Why not?"
"Because that takes effort and energy for something I'm not necessarily craving enough. Imagine for a second that you're craving not a relationship but orange juice. So what do you do? You go to the supermarket, of course, and buy an orange to make orange juice with it. But imagine if instead of being able to do that so easily, you have to find orange seeds, plant them, tend to the orange tree as it grows, and then finally pick the oranges from the tree in the blazing California sun. Would you still be enticed to go out of your way for orange juice? I don't think so. So next time you ask me if I have or want a girlfriend, keep that in mind you dumb bitch."
>go to grocery store
>browse at your convenience, time, leisure, and patience
>some oranges have brown spots, blemishes, or other deformities
>with a little diligence, able to find at least one good orange and make juice with it
>be man, craving orange juice
>have to go out and find a seed
>find a seed
>plant the seed
>water it, tend to it, make sure it gets enough sun
>it grows into an orange tree
>tree starts fruiting
>pick the oranges in the hot sun
>finally make orange juice
>the whole time you were putting in this effort, it was never on you, but on the seed to decide whether or not it was going to grow based on whether or not it liked you
"Anon, you're single. Why don't you have a girlfriend? You don't want one?"
"No..."
"Why not?"
"Because that takes effort and energy for something I'm not necessarily craving enough. Imagine for a second that you're craving not a relationship but orange juice. So what do you do? You go to the supermarket, of course, and buy an orange to make orange juice with it. But imagine if instead of being able to do that so easily, you have to find orange seeds, plant them, tend to the orange tree as it grows, and then finally pick the oranges from the tree in the blazing California sun. Would you still be enticed to go out of your way for orange juice? I don't think so. So next time you ask me if I have or want a girlfriend, keep that in mind you dumb bitch."
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