Zoomers - /r9k/ (#82215232) [Archived: 355 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:12:04 PM No.82215232
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>Be zoomer
>Wake up
>Get my 2 hours of bed rotting and scrolling tik tok, occasionally getting told I ain't shit and how I need to lock in by brainlet other brainlet zoomers
>Head to school/job, necking an energy drink on the way
>Attention span is cooked so learn nothing/do bare minimum
>Go home of which I have no choice to move out of because rent is too high, no prospects of owning a home anyway
>Play unfinished triple A games or go to the gym as no one goes outside and socialises anymore since covid
>Doomscroll some more, feeding slop and brainrot I'll forget in 5 minutes
>Maybe go out at the weekend if I'm not broke and my overworked 'friends' can make it.
>No chance of getting a girlfriend when dating apps have ruined dating standards and being broke
Such is the bleak life.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:18:16 PM No.82215302
>>82215232 (OP)
fucking hell, you basically described my life
at least I inherited a small apartment so I live alone, I hated living with my parents
the worst part about going out to bars or clubs is that I have to spend 5x the money now then I did before covid

did you actually try dating apps? I installed tinder, paid for platinum and got 0 likes (not matches, likes) in one month, its insane
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:23:52 PM No.82215359
>>82215302
I have friends who used tinder gold and still got 0 matches, I have tried free tinder and again, 0 matches. Standards are quite high now irl as well.
>Complain of increasing "My man needs to have X Y Z!"
>"Social media isn't real life! Touch grass!"
Who is touching grass after covid? Factor in 62.5% of the population globally now use social media daily.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:49:38 PM No.82215601
>>82215232 (OP)
I'm too broke for triple A games. I play TF2, Doom, Quake, or Undertale/Deltarune. I'm 22.