>Be me
>Spend entire life laughing at lolcows
>Remember Chris Chan
>Severely Autistic
>Trans
>Allegedly molested his mom
>tfw even he got a Girlfriend
>tfw I'm a 27 kissless virgin

You'll never make her whinny like a pony, anon.

>>82215591 (OP)
>>Allegedly molested his mom
He went to jail for it, it wasn't alleged

>>82215591 (OP)
You want your girlfriend to look like a cabbage patch kid and never let you kiss or sleep with her?

Nothing you do will ever be as influential or culturally relevant as Sonichu.

>>82215612
How do you know she doesn't let Chris fuck her? Yes even in that case I would still want a gf, I am so lonely.

>>82215639
Any human being with eyes can see just how uncomfortable she looks everytime he touches her. If she's sleeping with him it's not out of love.

>>82215639
Also Chris himself said that she wouldn't let him hit kek

>>82215652
>If she's sleeping with him it's not out of love.
Bro it's not easy to fly all the way from Finland to come live in the US. Isn't she in her 30s?

>>82215612
Lmao, she looks a bit special. Like developmental problems special.

>>82215591 (OP)
He raped his own mother and that is just the absolute tip of the iceberg.

>>82215669
How about I put my tip in you

>>82215676
Real funny. Chris chan hasn't gotten a gf because he has game and because he is an alpha, he has a woman because she is fucked up and wants attention

>>82215591 (OP)
if even chris can find a gf then so can you. never give up and don't molest your mother!

>>82215693
ofc I wouldn't molest my mom kek. Nah I don't have his e fame or any method to meet girls. The girls I add off here just ghost me after a day or two.

>>82215591 (OP)
She looks like she traveled here from 1985 but the time machine warped her features slightly

>>82215591 (OP)
Karma wins in the end anon

>>82215693
He's famous in a weird way
OP isn't

chris chan ended up living his best life
while faggots on the internet try to make fun of him

>>82215652
she reached out to him in prison and travels the world with him. It's hard to say she feels nothing toward him. She has self-awareness in public though because she tried to avoid photos.

>>82216477
it may take a while longer for this to become the mainstream sentiment
but he won
decisively

>>82215591 (OP)
Chris spent decades working on his Love Quest, have you?

>>82215591 (OP)
The people who often obsess over lolcows are significantly worse than the objects of their fixation.

>>82216540
Weens dedicated to fucking with lolcows often end up turning on each other as well when the content well dries up. It's autists and underages all the way down.

>drives 400 miles to Ohio to save his fake gf even when he never left town before

Good god how is Chris such a chad?

>>82217738
chris chan has a drivers license but i still don't as a 24 year old

>>82217738
>400 miles
it was 800 miles and he only had $50 on him lol

>>82215591 (OP)
There are plenty of guys dumb as rocks pulling girls, they don't even think they just listen to their penis, like one step above just walking up and humping girls standing there in public