I wish there was a type of cigarette that didn't kill you because they look cool as fuck

>>82216983 (OP)
Candy cigarette?

>>82217002
The smoke is part of the aura

>>82216983 (OP)
Buy good tobacco and roll your own. You'll die a lot slower than people who buy prerolls filled with crap.

>>82217009
I think they make electric fake cigarettes that do that

>>82216983 (OP)
Cloves

>>82217009
Why would you want a low class stink aura though? Smokers are pig disgusting, smoke does not make you look cool just because specific media tells you it does. Stop being a controlled drooling sheep and make your own decisions you fucking loser. I'm going to give you a swirlie.

I wish there was a way to drink heavily without getting fat. If it weren't for the embarrassing pot belly it would be an almost perfect gift.

>>82217304
Drink straight vodka

>>82217310
Vodka is for poor people. Whiskey and brandy are good, but both too strong to drink steadily throughout the day, for me at least.

>>82217341
For clarity's sake, I'm currently drinking three to six bottles of wine a day, starting at 06:30 and ending around 01:00.

>>82216983 (OP)

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigar#Health_effects

The answer is cigars which have a negligible increase in health risks if smoked only 1-2 per day and not inhaled (and you're not supposed to with cigars). Cigarillos seem to be the metaphorical child of a cigar dad and cigarette mother which I find to be the best compromise since big cigars can take a while to burn down and are too powerful for a new or infrequent smoker with low nicotine tolerance.

I've taken the cigarpill, will you?

>>82216983 (OP)
That's what makes them cool. It's a dance with death, you're flirting with it. It's the same reason the guy who rides the motorcycle is considered cool.

>>82217361
you're destroying yr organs and brain, i'm a benzo user for 4 years and my brain is goop

on top of that starting today i drank two 5% jack daniels cans

>>82217480
Yes, I'm aware. I'm not going to tell you to kick the benzos, easier, said than done, but don't invite the jew in the bottle into your home.

>>82217491
i kicked the benzos after 3 years of use but relapsed, messing with gaba receptors is not a good idea

the second time quitting is more difficult, due to kindfing and stuff like that.

It looks cool because you see cool people do it, IRL everyone who smokes is trashy and lame

>>82217594
i hate the stupid look they give when they take a big drag, like they narrow their eyes and try to look intimidating

use a lollipop instead if you want something sticking out of your mouth