Thread 82218633

>be me
>get home from retail wagie
>take a shower
>put on the fake boobs
>put on the tank top
>put on the wig(brunette with bangs)
>get out the dildo(much bigger than my actual cock)
>give the dildo a blowjob
>pretend it's my cock
>pretend I'm my girlfriend

I became fascinated by the idea of becoming the girlfriend and have honestly found it to be a really solid cope. Anons, love yourself enough to put on a wig and give yourself a blowie.

>>82218633 (OP)
GOOOOODBYEEEEE HOOOOOORSEEEEES

>>82218651
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

>>82218633 (OP)
Bro this is sad.

>>82218633 (OP)
degenerate. take the notroon pill

>>82218633 (OP)
This is what all foid worshippers do in their spare time btw. Liking w*men turns you into a troon.

>>82218633 (OP)
Fuck you fucking fuckin fuck you're not fit to drink the piss from my dick bitch.

>>82218695
It has more to do with his wagie job I believe.

No need to be so jealous guys. You can have a blowie anytime you want too. You just have to treat yoself.

>>82218633 (OP)
You can't be serious nigga.

>>82218633 (OP)
Anon, might be worth pursuing the real thing