Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:25:02 AM No.82218668
>be me
>have the luck to find thru friend of a friend a pic related girl
>we get along well, we drink together n we flirt
>one day she calls to hang out and then go to her home because she is home alone
>we drink all the way home
>get up into her room and my nose falls from the smell of closed windows for ages, sweaty piles of clothes, cigs, weed, perfume n vapes
>she puts her fav playlist on, we make out, she gets her pants down and grinds on me while scratching deep my back, shit feels damn good
>her fire alarm starts to chirp randomly
>i burst into laugh like retard without stopping and she gets off me and starts to laugh too and go back at drinking
>i get back at drinking too, she starts to puke all over her room and bathroom, i have a hangover
>lost my chance to sex after 2 years of no sex because of a fucking fire alarm chirp
Why the fuck something so simple can be so fucking funny and why i'm such a retard, fuck this shit
>have the luck to find thru friend of a friend a pic related girl
>we get along well, we drink together n we flirt
>one day she calls to hang out and then go to her home because she is home alone
>we drink all the way home
>get up into her room and my nose falls from the smell of closed windows for ages, sweaty piles of clothes, cigs, weed, perfume n vapes
>she puts her fav playlist on, we make out, she gets her pants down and grinds on me while scratching deep my back, shit feels damn good
>her fire alarm starts to chirp randomly
>i burst into laugh like retard without stopping and she gets off me and starts to laugh too and go back at drinking
>i get back at drinking too, she starts to puke all over her room and bathroom, i have a hangover
>lost my chance to sex after 2 years of no sex because of a fucking fire alarm chirp
Why the fuck something so simple can be so fucking funny and why i'm such a retard, fuck this shit
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