Where should a fat wizard who lives with his parents go to meet shutin women?

Asking for a friend

I have no friends

Where should a muscular wizard who lives with his parents go to meet insanity spiral women?

Asking for myself

I don't want friends

idk try d&d groups
theyre all going to also be fat though

>>82218840 (OP)
Why don't you try getting a job first killer? You can work part time, then you'll have money to get your date a coffee or dinner.

>>82218870
Failed to mention this friend lives in a small rural town where nerdy events don't really happen

>>82218877
Already doing the work thing, what is this "your date" you speak of

Any further insights?

>>82219200
Shutin women don't leave their house so if you want to meet them you need to go inside their house. Pretend to be a vacuum salesman and tell them you want to show them how well the vacuum cleans. When they let you inside, look for anime figurines: sure sign they're shutin freaks. If you see those, shrimply refuse to leave. Shutins are naturally passive and will simply accept your presence after a period of time.

>>82219220
You sound like an expert in becoming furniture in neet girls' rooms, I'm taking notes

>>82218840 (OP)
a lot of fat smelly old women play ffxiv try your luck there

>>82219242
Hmm, sounds promising but the odds of one living in my vicinity are incredibly slight

Online, believe it or not there is not a better time for meeting women for shut ins

>>82219333
I haven't had the best luck wirh dating apps, I've seen people suggest Discord servers but it feels so weird sliding into some random girl's DMs