i dont understand why almost nobody is bald anymore when 5 years ago baldies were everywhere and the internet was saying "all zoomers are going bald! what's going on??" but now i go out in public and nobody is bald except me. its like we shifted into an alternate reality.

I'm routinely the only bald person in a group now.

>>82219911 (OP)
They fixed hair and just left you (specifically) out on purpose obviously.

a year ago my friend from hs(19) randomly visited me and he took off his hat to reveal that the norwood reaper had already begun his descent upon his luscious locks

I spent $600 on cute Chinese eboy hair wig and my aunt is a stylist so it looks good, shaved 5 years off

>>82219911 (OP)
Zoomer (22) here, I'm on track to being bald, I can almost see my forehead through my bangs (my hair is supposed to be very thick). My hair is the only part of me that actually looks good, it's sad knowing that it's going away and there's nothing I can do about besides disrupting my endocrine system or wearing a glorified wig.

>>82219911 (OP)
i'm 32 and balding. but i don't see that many baldies either. i sometimes see men who are 10+ years older than me with better hair

>>82220371
yup it's all chance

>>82219911 (OP)
I rapidly baldceled in my mid 20s. Over a decade later, I spend 98% of my time at home.

>>82221052
such is the way (for whiteboys)

>>82219911 (OP)
People learned that there are drugs to prevent that shit.

>>82221147
every race balds and has hairline issues

>>82219911 (OP)
People are now afraid of going bald at irrational levels. They pop fin and min like candy and those who are already bald wear wigs.

A lot of the meds you had to go to the doctor for a prescription for you can now do with an online consultation. Thanks COVID for showing us that we don't always need to see a specialist in person for everything.

>>82221644
people just don't want to look like nazi / chemo patient