Thread 82231428

I would fuck up a dog, pretty much any dog other than maybe the 200+ pound goliath dogs. Pitbull? Its getting punted in the fuckin neck with a steel toed boot. Oh whats that, it manages to bite me in the leg? Have fun fag, your neck is now exposed and your ONE method of attack is expended, have fun being choked to death. Whats up witj pussy ass bitches thinking they cant take a labrador in a fight? Its a fucking DOG, you should be able to take a dog in 1 on 1 combat

>>82231428 (OP)
If you lose your equilibrium you're dead. He just bites your neck and it's over. Running from dogs is retarded since your center of gravity would be easier to throw off

>>82231428 (OP)
Dogs are our friends and little buddys.. treat em with respect
It's cats we have to worry about

>>82231428 (OP)

I don't think you're going to be pulling any Modern Warfare style "press X to snap" tricks on a real life dog. Realistically, you need a knife. It's the human-made equivalent to a dog's jaws. Sharp type damage is just too OP in nature compared to blunt damage unless the blunt damage comes with overwhelming strength or an extremely hard surface such as a hoof to maximize energy transfer.

>>82231672
>COD
Yeah, if a dog gets you in that position you're already dead. COD is a war soap opera that shouldn't ever be used as a frame of reference. I used to work at a vet clinic and i can say this much, if you know what you're doing strong and quick it's easy to restrain even the biggest dog with just your body weight. I've done it a ton of times in my teens and for the sake of the topic, yeah, if you were to get a dog restrained it wouldn't be hard to keep the position well using your free hand to repeated punch if in the face and stomach until it was winded enough that it wouldn't get up once you got off of it and than it's just a matter of kicking it to death. Not speaking from any personal experience or anything but generally speaking one good hard kick to the back of the neck is more then enough to get the job done/leave the animal as a quadriplegic

All you need to do is grab the neck and use your body weight to get the dog on its side.