Thread 82235065

>you suspect your girl of cheating
>look through her phone
>see she's talking to this guy
>he sends her this vid of himself

YOUR RESPONSE?

>>82235065 (OP)
I fuck him instead and cuck my gf.

Dude gigamogs me. Any woman that has this guy is her DMs would likely not even want to acknowledge my existence

>>82235065 (OP)

I give her a look of contempt. I gently head pat him and give him a kiss not on his lips. Then I hop skip away to a song playing in my ahead and leave

>>82235081
i'm sure you're not so bad yourself. fight for your girl.

>>82235065 (OP)
Femanon here.
This guy looks extremely gay, kek.

>>82235088
so you're giving him your blessing to fuck your (his now) girl?

>>82235108
Yes, because he already claimed her. It's more cucked and pathetic to fight something that will already happen / has happened, so this is me salvaging -myself-.

>>82235101
your gaydar is shit, post tits

I will never be in a relationship so this will never happen to me, unlike sex-haver cucks who simp for dykes who will cheat on them with "men" who look like women. Checkmate.

>>82235121
Sending one dumb ass video is staking a claim?

>>82235069
how would you get in touch with him?

>>82235065 (OP)
I would just leave her, disgusting bitch

>>82235090
Why are people so distrustful. Bro I am crazy ugly!!!!!!

>>82235065 (OP)
nanni!? lesbianu?

>>82235065 (OP)
ask for a threesomme

>>82235065 (OP)
Ask him to go out with me instead.

>>82236341
why would he do that when he already has your girl

>>82235065 (OP)
I don't date dykes so this is impossible.

>>82235065 (OP)
lolerlol

>>82236448
Because men are better and he is clearly a little fruity. Str8 men don't look like that.

>>82236548
he has a nice ass too, your girlfriend probably loves grabbing in while he pounds her

>>82236735
Okay cool now back to the homo roleplay okay?

>>82236777
he's straight though, genuinely. just fruity i guess.

>>82236799
Boooooooooring!!!!!!!!!!! Ultra boring! Mega boring! Super duper boring!!!!! Delete threads THIS INSTANT!

>>82236819
i hope he is gay, or at least bi. he is too pretty to be straight

>>82236819
oh i am down for homo discussion about this beautiful man, i thought you were saying you didn't want any.

>>82236827
Perfect! Would kiss in a loving relationship xoxo
>>82236835
What do you have to say then?

>>82235065 (OP)
Go to the twink's house and anally rape him

>>82236862
i don't know for sure he is straight, but he's a kpop dude and none of them are openly gay, and they're all fruity as shit

>>82235065 (OP)
I feel like he doesn't have any sperm so I wouldn't feel very threatened desu

>>82236862
he's unbearably cute

>>82236895
Then I would take him to a romantic cafe date and eat pastries while drinking ice tea together from the same glass (indecent I know) and then on the way back we could hold hands on the way back and he would follow me to my apartment complex and then I MIGHT give him a kiss on the cheek (pls don't call me a slut ok) and say "see you next time" in a flirty but modest tone. Ok now your turn.
>>82236920
Guys who are cute but still masculine are so peak...

>>82235065 (OP)
My girl? I dont have anything. I dont even have food in my fridge.

>>82236931
you know he's probably a bottom though right

>>82236937
>I dont even have food in my fridge.
.....
Do you need assistance anon?

>>82236931
what if he wanted to fuck on the first date?

>>82236952
Not really, god will protect me from starvation. He teleports Big Macs into my stomach.

>>82236946
He isn't in my fantasy, baka.
>>82236953
I am no slut so I won't be doing that.

>>82236966
I'll cook for you anon I can make pretty mediocre burgers

>>82236969
>He isn't in my fantasy, baka.
oh i'm done homo fantasizing with you then, i can only see him as someone to be fucked

>>82236981
God doesnt let me be in the room with women. He said its important for my growth to be without all forms of joy.

>>82237046
Anon... I am not a woman...

>>82235065 (OP)
I wouldnt be in this position. I would never look through another persons phone. Thats pathetic

>>82236953
he has very sexy legs too

>>82235065 (OP)
you check her phone again and he's sent this video.
what does it mean?

>>82237139
oh man i forgot the attachment

>>82237083
God doesnt like males

>>82237156
Well I can still cook for you if you want.

>>82237244
Fuck off dude just go fucking kys

>>82237148
Pretty lips and eyes. He is showing me where to cum.

Dude is a twink. Is this really what is in with women now a days?

>>82237307
why else do you think kpop is popular with women brother

>>82237372
Idk I am not intimidated by that at all. I have a more masculine face and jaw but I genuinely think I am better looking than that

>>82237425
but he is more cutesy than you, i am certain

>>82237445
I guess? I do not wanna wear cat ears and be feminized

>>82237491
and that's why he gets way more bitches than you

>>82236735
he's got a nice ass and he knows it

>>82235065 (OP)
id realize my gf is a lesbian and cut my losses

>>82236895
they're literally misogynistic as shit

>>82235065 (OP)
I would laugh at her for simping for an Asian male streamer. Dude more than likely has girls in his DM's constantly and she's definitely not topping the list. And if she did, good luck with her bro. She's clearly not loyal

>>82238108
not this sweetiepie.

>>82237796
>>82238744
all of this is just so gay i cant feel threatened

>>82235065 (OP)
What is your obsession with this ugly gook. Holy shit any girl worth a damn will just think he looks like a faggot. Stop spamming him.

>>82235065 (OP)
Elliot Rodger: the Good Ending

>>82239363
post your face jeet

>>82235069
FPBP.
Gotta rape him to establish dominance.

>>82235065 (OP)
jesus the amount of plastic surgery this nigga has had lmao

>>82240472
he hasn't had much, he is half white

>>82235065 (OP)
I get revenge by fucking his hot sister

>>82235065 (OP)
He's prettier than my (ex) gf I fuck him instead

>>82236448
Why do gooks try soooo hard to look white