Thread 82252431

Being a lolcow is very important to me. I want to be world fameous and have chapsticks made with my brand like Angrybirds did in 2013.

>>82252431 (OP)
Become an egirl loser

>>82252441
My agent tells me I have to be ad friendly or I won't be able to make money off being a partner. Please go unalive yourself you unworthy person of colour.

>>82252431 (OP)
personally being a lolcow is terrifying to me.

>>82252488
It's because you are weak. You are unable to harness the lightning in a bottle that is cringe. Video essays will be made of me and the thumbnail will have the word: "Disturbing" in big red letters.

>>82252431 (OP)
I really miss this kind of content. The product of a diseased mind. Really wonderful.

Nobody cares about you lil bro

>>82252506
i feel like i radiate cringe by just breathing, but I'll keep that a secret. whats disturbing about you anyways?

>>82252526
I care. Just wait I am going to appear later claiming to be the real one. Like clockwork I always come. I have a tracker that pings me whenever my name is used in the name field.

what's your favorite color sloggy mine's purple

>>82252534
Nothing really but that buzzword always does wonders for the algorithm. Slog is a full on corporation with hundreds of employees mostly of Indonesian descent running content farms all day and night.

>>82252572
Uh white. I like white crayons. I find them to be the most useful. I worked really hard coloring the background for this image.

>>82252431 (OP)
You can't be a lolcow without sacrificing your privacy and sensitive information about your personal life.
Best you'll ever be is an avatarfag that a handful of people will remember for being obsessed with Coldsteel the Hedgehog.

>>82252616
My agent tells me the mystery element adds to the intrigue. Like those posts on /b/ where the anon plays with a grenade or tricks people into doing cynaide with crystals.

>>82252646
those people were actually doing something interesting. all you do is talk about potentially doing something interesting

>>82252656
It was a different time! How do you expect me to keep my ad revenue in this day and age?! Youtube Kids shorts is our bread and butter over here!

>>82252680
and you're not funny enough to distract from the fact that you're boring.

>>82252693
>you're boring.
That's good, I was worried about upsetting people.

>>82252431 (OP)
i met a redheaded gentleman who was an aspiring lolcow before his mental illness got the best of him

he looks like those before and after photos of ww2 veterans, with the sunken in cheeks and eyes

he was wounded in the line of duty, spiritual warfare

Why cant you be productive and make art or music like the successful self obsessed loser sinces the 60s have

>>82252745
that's my boyfriend's line hissss

>>82252766
AHAAA!!!! So you are in both threads at once! I knew it! I FUCKEN NOO ITTT!
>>82252761
I got rejected from art school.
>>82252757
>redheaded
Okay you can call me a shitskin and a pooner but this is one step too far.

>>82252877
>I got rejected from art school.
Why?

>>82252896
They said my art was too controversial.

>>82252516
Thank you. I will be here all week.

You cant be a lolcow without at least doxing yourself. All lolcows are known, it's part of the process. So why don't you dox yourself if really wanted to be a lolcow?